2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here

[QB Eagles]

Week 12

Offensive MVP: LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 37.5pts
Defensive MVP:s Antoine Winfield (Phanatics), London Fletcher (Bye Week) - 11pts



Offensive overachievers:
Joe Jurevicius (Mad's Arch-Villains) +21.12
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +18.96
Alge Crumpler (CSD) +17.28
Jeremy Shockey (Seabiscuit36) +13.32
Isaac Bruce (Bye Week) +12.12

Defensive overachievers:
Antoine Winfield (Phanatics) +5.91
Derrick Brooks (Seabiscuit36) +4.73
London Fletcher (Bye Week) +4.69
Jevon Kearse (Bye Week) +4.58
Shelton Quarles (CSD) +4.49

Offensive underachievers:
Drew Brees (Phanatics) -18.90
Brett Favre (phillymic) -11.85
Steve Smith (Seabiscuit36) -10.16
Randy Moss (Mad's Arch-Villains) -9.74
Mike Anderson (Phanatics) -8.96

Defensive underachievers:
Adam Archuleta (Satoshi) -7.30
Dan Morgan (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -6.38
Al Wilson (Mad's Arch-Villains) -3.70
Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -3.13
Jeremiah Trotter (CSD) -2.79

Left rotting on the bench:
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 26pts
Steve McNair (Mad's Arch-Villains) -25.5pts
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) - 24.5pts
Brad Johnson (Satoshi) - 23pts
Todd Heap (MDS' Mike Zorchich's) - 21pts


Notes

• 4-time overachiever: LaDainian Tomlinson
• 4-time underachiever: Adam Archuleta
• 3-time overachiever: Jevon Kearse
• 3-time underachiever: Steve Smith
• 2-time overachievers: London Fletcher, Shelton Quarles
• 2-time underachievers: Drew Brees, Brett Favre, Randy Moss, Dan Morgan
• Heroes to zeroes: Mike Anderson, Jonathan Vilma
• London Fletcher is Chuggie's first ever MVP. Chuggie also had 3 overachievers in a losing effort.
• Starting Marc Bulger over Brad Johnson cost Satoshi 23 points.
• This is LT's third MVP trophy. This man is a freak.
• Tom Brady ranks fifth in the league among all players for point total so far this season.

[QB Eagles]

AFC Playoff scenarios, Week 13

MDS' Mike Zordich's: Has clinched #1 seed.

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy: Has clinched #2 seed.

Seabiscuit36: Has virtually clinched a berth, though there are some unlikely scenarios that would eliminate. See chart. Can clinch #3 seed with a win or Dio loss.

In play for remaining seed(s): Eastern Motors, phillymic, Satoshi, Dio's Bronx Brigands.

Eliminated via tiebreakers: CSD, Phanatics.

Eliminated via record: CF_DeepBallas, Mad's Arch-Villains, Bye Week.

Chart of playoff scenarios: Whatever #4 seed scenario arises as a result of this week's games is likely to be complex. The accuracy of this chart depends on how well I understand the rules, which have some vague points.

Among the four teams on the edge, phillymic has the most tiebreaking wins, Satoshi is right up there with him, Dio has a crucial win over Seabiscuit that can sneak him into the playoffs, and Eastern Motors has a substantial point lead. Everyone has a legitimate shot.

[MDS]

you can eliminate diomedes. is he going to lose. to me. cause i rule.

[QB Eagles]

There's a scenario where Dio winning would actually get me into the playoffs. In fact, Dio winning can't hurt my chances in any possible way. So go Dio!

[MURP]

lol, you are out of control QB Eagles.  that chart is classic. 

[Sgt PSN]

  Wow. 


QB has entirely too much free farging time on his hands.  Take up masterbating or something bro. 

[QB Eagles]

QB has entirely too much free farging time on his hands.

I'd never use free time on something like that. But during procrastination time, anything is possible.

[MDS]

looks like the top 6 now are your playoff teams

[QB Eagles]

looks like the top 6 now are your playoff teams

Only four playoff teams...

Looks like it's:
#1: MDS
#2: Sassy
#3: Seabiscuit36
#4: phillymic

[MDS]

oh yea. im thinking of another league where 6 get in.

[Diomedes]

Looks like it's:
#1: MDS
#2: Sassy
#3: Seabiscuit36
#4: phillymic

Yep.  I locked the other rosters for add/drops and trades.

This week it's MDS' Mike Zordich's vs. phillymic, and Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy vs. Seabiscuit36.

[QB Eagles]

Week 13

Offensive MVP: Chris Chambers (Seabicuit36) - 27pts
Defensive MVP:s  London Fletcher (Bye Week) - 16pts



Offensive overachievers:
Chris Chambers (Seabiscuit36) +19.74
Hines Ward (CSD) +14.56
Mike Anderson (Phanatics) +12.10
Clinton Portis (CSD) +11.76
Rudi Johnson (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +11.52

Defensive overachievers:
London Fletcher (Bye Week) +10.48
Terrell Suggs (Bye Week) +9.92
Antonio Pierce (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +8.48
Charles Tillman (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +6.88
Dwight Freeney (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +6.46

Offensive underachievers:
Eli Manning (Bye Week) -14.22
Ron Mexico (CSD) -12.48
Brian Westbrook (CF_DeepBallas) -11.60
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) -10.68
Matt Hasselbeck (Mad's Arch-Villains) -9.93

Defensive underachievers:
Jeremiah Trotter (CSD) -3.10
Chris Gamble (Eastern Motors) -2.91
Troy Polamalu (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -2.90
Donnie Edwards (CF_DeepBallas) -2.55
Keith Bulluck (Mad's Arch-Villains) -2.07

Left rotting on the bench:
Ben Roethlisberger (Eastern Motors) - 29.5pts
DeShaun Foster (phillymic) - 29pts
Lee Evans (Bye Week) - 29pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 24pts
Brad Johnson (Satoshi) - 23.5pts


Notes

• 3-time overachievers: Mike Anderson, Clinton Portis, London Fletcher
• 3-time underachievers: Ron Mexico, Brian Westbrook
• 2-time overachievers: Chris Chambers, Hines Ward, Antonio Pierce, Dwight Freeney
• 2-time underachievers: Eli Manning, LaDainian Tomlinson, Jeremiah Trotter , Donnie Edwards
• Hero to zero to hero: Mike Anderson
• Hero to zero: LaDainian Tomlinson
• London Fletcher is on a tear. Second MVP award in a row for him.
• Eastern Motors left the offensive MVP on the bench.

[MDS]

right now my best qb option is kerry collins. tusaspspsoos and losman both are well into the minus point range. yay.

[MDS]

looks like phillymic has his upset. as usual, i have a great regular season then everything goes wrong in the playoffs. no qb, pierce hurt, alexander gets 1 score. ugh.

[Sgt PSN]

You and me both.