2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here

[Sgt PSN]

Bullshtein.  I didn't get an apology yet. 

[QB Eagles]

I urge the Commish's office to mandate a name change to "Bi Week".

[MDS]

hey diomedes, why don't we have a playoffs?

[Sgt PSN]

We do.  Sometime around week 13 or 14 they start.  I beleive the top 4 teams make it in.  Then the winner of the AFC faces the winner of the NFC. 

The CFFFL AFC would like to thank you for your concern though and urges you to keep providing your input on how to make the league better.  Please remember to forward all submissions to

readtherules@youstupidjackass.com

[hbionic]

Instead of management, I should have typed 'sponsored'.

The team name is up for sale.

[MDS]

We do.  Sometime around week 13 or 14 they start.  I beleive the top 4 teams make it in.  Then the winner of the AFC faces the winner of the NFC. 

The CFFFL AFC would like to thank you for your concern though and urges you to keep providing your input on how to make the league better.  Please remember to forward all submissions to

readtherules@youstupidjackass.com

i was at jubille over the summer. never read the rules. but i was pretty much expecting a jackasian response. however, i got the information. so all is well. sassy.

[Sgt PSN]

What the hell is jubille?  Is that like the Anti-Popping Collar police academy or something? 

[MDS]

its a joke some guys made about the overnight camp i work at during the summer. 

[Sgt PSN]

But by "overnight camp" you really mean "anti-popping collar police academy", right? 

[MDS]

thats where my anti-collar motto began. i saw some people pop their collar and confronted them for their twatish acts. i would not stand for such a fashion. this is the place where i also quickly wrote a pre-draft list that dio used to build my championship team. because, if you forgot, im in first place with no chance of coming down from there. well, until i probably lose in the first round of the playoffs.

[Sgt PSN]

[satoshi]

I was behind 17.5 pts on Sunday. Then last night, Reggie Wayne scored 18 pts!! I win!!

[QB Eagles]

Week 9

Offensive MVP: LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 38pts
Defensive MVP: Troy Polamalu (Dio's Bronx Brigands) - 15pts



Offensive overachievers:
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +21.26
Marvin Harrison (Phanatics) +15.44
Shaun Alexander (MDS) +13.34
Ernest Wilford (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +10.92
Daniel Graham (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +8.4

Defensive overachievers:
Troy Polamalu (Dio's Bronx Brigands) +8.73
Mike Peterson (Eastern Motors) +5.83
Keith Bulluck (Mad's Arch-Villains) +5.8
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +5.11
Shelton Quarles (CSD) +5.06

Offensive underachievers:
Fred Taylor (Phanatics) -10.26
Willie Parker (phillymic) -10.1
Thomas Jones (CF_DeepBallas) -9.5
Kevin Jones (Bye Week) -8.66
Kyle Orton (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -8.34

Defensive underachievers:
Mike Brown (Seabiscuit36) -5.86
Keith Brooking (Phanatics) -5.24
Brian Urlacher (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -5.15
Donnie Edwards (CF_DeepBallas) -4.47
Derrick Johnson (Satoshi) -4.39

Left rotting on the bench:
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) - 33.5pts
Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 27.5pts
Byron Leftwich (Satoshi) - 25.5pts
Reuben Droughns (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 18pts
Kelly Holcomb (Bye Week) - 13.5pts


Notes

• 5-time overachiever: Robert Mathis
• 3-time overachievers: LaDainian Tomlinson, Shaun Alexander
• 3-time underachiever: Mike Brown
• 2-time overachievers: Marvin Harrison, Daniel Graham, Troy Polamalu, Mike Peterson
• 2-time underachievers: Fred Taylor, Brian Urlacher
• Zero to hero: Shelton Quarles

Only one comment this week: LT has been a dominant fantasy player this season, cementing his reputation as the top fantasy back. But did you know that one player has scored more fantasy points than LT so far this season? That would be Carson Palmer, the first pick of Round 10 in our draft.

[MDS]

if the playoffs are when i think they are, i just clinched a playoff birth.

[QB Eagles]

Sweet, my defense scored more than 40 points.