2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here

[satoshi]

What a lucky girl.

[MDS]

6-0 

[Diomedes]

Week 6 CFFFL AFC results:

Dio's Bronx Brigands   120
phillymic   79.5

CSD   89.5
Mad's Arch-Villains   76

MDS' Mike Zordich's   112
Satoshi   96

Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy   139
Seabiscuit36   103

Eastern Motors   120.5
Pli-Plong & Pongora   49

CF_DeepBallas   95.5
Phanatics   66

Week six notes

• Highest score: 139 (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy)
  
• Lowest score: 49 (Pli-Plong & Pongora)  
  
• Lowest winning score: 89.5 (CSD)
  
• Highest losing score: 103 (Seabiscuit36)    
  
• Greatest margin of victory: 71.5 (Eastern Motors > Pli-Plong & Pongora)
  
• Least margin of victory: 13.5 (CSD > Mad's Arch-Villains)
  
  Standings:
  1.  MDS' Mike Zordich's 6-0-0   
  2.  Satoshi 4-2-0   
  3.  Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy 3-3-0
  4.  Eastern Motors 3-3-0
  5.  CF_DeepBallas 3-3-0
  6.  Seabiscuit36 3-3-0
  7.  phillymic 3-3-0
  8.  Dio's Bronx Brigands 3-3-0
  9.  Mad's Arch-Villains 2-4-0
  10.  CSD 2-4-0
  11.  Phanatics 2-4-0
  12.  Pli-Plong & Pongora 2-4-0
  
  Season notes through six weeks:
  
• The biggest ass-whoopin' of the season occurrred in week six: Eastern Motors beat Pli-Plong "Hamlin" & Pongora, by 71.5 points.   
  
• Seabiscuit joins Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy by twice securing the highest losing score. (Weeks 4 and 6)
  
• Most points:  143.5 (CF_Deepballas), in week two.
  
• Least points: 49 (Pli-Plong & Pongora) in week six.

[MURP]

eastern motors.  lol.  that is classic. 

[MDS]

hey im 6-0 everyone look at me woohoo

[QB Eagles]

Byes and injuries are killing me for Week 7. I'll probably go in without a kicker and one wide receiver. Although I'd be willing to entertain offers of serviceable wide receivers for any of my backup RBs: Michael Pittman, Kevan Barlow, and Ricky Williams. Those guys have more upside than some of the players I see being started around the league lately.

Hell, I'll entertain interesting trades for Joe Horn too.

[QB Eagles]

Week 6

Offensive MVP: Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) - 38pts
Defensive MVPs: Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) - 16pts



Offensive overachievers:
Shaun Alexander (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +19.24
Santana Moss (Eastern Motors) +18.58
Thomas Jones (CF_DeepBallas) +17.88
Edgerrin James  (phillymic) +16.04
LaDainian Tomlinson (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +15.86

Defensive overachievers:
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +9.51
Demorrio Williams (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +8.08
DeAngelo Hall (CSD) +5.16
Zach Thomas (Eastern Motors) +5.04
Roy Williams (phillymic) +4.26

Offensive underachievers:
Corey Dillon (Phanatics) -13.74
Randy Moss (Mad's Arch-Villains) -11.48
Fred Taylor (Phanatics) -10.26
Carnell Williams (Pli-Plong & Pongora) -9.68
Ron Mexico (CSD) -9.11

Defensive underachievers:
Jason Taylor (MDS' Mike Zordich's) -6.03
Terrence Kiel (Dio's Bronx Brigands) -4.53
Mike Brown (Seabiscuit36) -3.93
Lance Briggs (CF_DeepBallas) -3.61
Ronde Barber (Satoshi) -3.29

Left rotting on the bench:
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 28.5pts
Michael Pittman (Eastern Motors) - 19pts
Jeremy Shockey (Seabiscuit36) - 18pts
Trent Green (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) 17.5pts
Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 17pts

Notes

• 3-time overachievers: Robert Mathis, Zach Thomas
• 2-time overachievers: Shaun Alexander, Thomas Jones, LaDainian Tomlinson
• 2-time underachievers: Corey Dillon, Carnell Williams, Ron Mexico
• Zach Thomas is now a two-time MVP.
• Good stat week. The only players who underachieved by more than 10 points were ones sidelined with injury before they could do anything.
• It was the Week of the Running Back. I attribute this to the Eagles not playing. 4 of 5 overachievers were RBs, and several more had giant games too.
• Despite the Zordiches' 6-0 start, Shaun Alexander is MDS' first MVP.
• The San Diego Seabiscuits are sitting on enormous trade value by keeping both Peyton Manning and Carson Palmer. Same record as the Chargers too...

[MDS]

Its team effort on the Zordichs. Nobody comes before the goal of winning against a bunch of people I dont know.

[Seabiscuit36]

I just cant pick which QB to go with.  I always get stuck with the underperformer in my lineup 

[hbionic]

Dio is going down like a bunch of nickels being dropped off the top of the tallest building in the world. Nickly fast.

[satoshi]

hey im 6-0 everyone look at me woohoo

[Diomedes]

Dio is going down like a bunch of nickels being dropped off the top of the tallest building in the world. Nickly fast.

You are a freak show, Chuggie.  I'll be 4-3 after this week.  You'll still be Suck.

[hbionic]

Dio is going down like a bunch of nickels being dropped off the top of the tallest building in the world. Nickly fast.

You are a freak show, Chuggie.  I'll be 4-3 after this week.  You'll still be Suck.

Duh. Have you seen my team? If you lose, you should give up one of your players to me. Put your money where your mouth is. 

[Sgt PSN]

Dio is going down like a bunch of nickels being dropped off the top of the tallest building in the world. Nickly fast.

You are a freak show, Chuggie.  I'll be 4-3 after this week.  You'll still be Suck.

Duh. Have you seen my team? If you lose, you should give up one of your players to me. Put your money where your mouth is.

I'm afraid he can't do that right now as I'm certain that his lips are firmly wrapped around the shaft of a nice hard.....




























........bottle of Vodka. 

[MDS]

6-0