2005 CFFFL - AFC - Talk Trash here

[QB Eagles]

Week 5

Offensive MVP: Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 30.5pts
Defensive MVPs: Cato June (phillymic) - 16pts



Offensive overachievers:
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +16.81
Terry Glenn (CF_DeepBallas) +16.48
Daniel Graham (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +13.74
Antonio Bryant (Mad's Arch-Villains) +13.64
Josh McCown (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +13.01

Defensive overachievers:
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +12.6
Kyle Vanden Bosch (phillymic) +8.5
Cato June (phillymic) +8.27
Nick Barnett (Eastern Motors) +7.67
Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +7.18

Offensive underachievers:
Ron Mexico (CSD) -16.96
Donovan McNabb (CF_DeepBallas) -16.55
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) -13.76
Brian Westbrook (CF_DeepBallas) -12.24
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) -11.54

Defensive underachievers:
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -6.22
Leonard Little (Phanatics) -4.44
Ed Reed (Satoshi) -4.35
Patrick Kerney (Seabiscuit36) -3.87
Sean Taylor (CSD) -3.73

Left rotting on the bench:
Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 32.5pts
Matt Hasselbeck (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 28pts
Tatum Bell (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 24pts
Ben Roethlisberger (Eastern Motors) - 22pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 20.5pts

Notes

• 4-time underachiver: Jamie Sharper (He's a pile of shtein!)
• 2-time overachievers: Robert Mathis, Cato June, Jonathan Vilma
• 2-time underachievers: Aaron Brooks, Brian Westbrook , Peyton Manning, Leonard Little, Ed Reed
• Zero to hero: Drew Bledsoe
• Hero to zero: Donovan McNabb
• Mad's Arch-Villains finally gets an overachiever to fuel a huge win. Even his bench was coming up huge!
• Dio's Bronx Brigands gets no players mentioned here for the second straight week. That's sometimes a good thing
• Would CSD be 2-3 if he started a QB who played on Sunday? The world may never know
• Week 1's defensive MVP Cato June reclaims his crown
• It was a big week for defense all around the league

[Sgt PSN]

I'm glad I was finally able to keep my name off of the Left rotting on the bench list. 

[Tomahawk]

Week 5

Offensive MVP: Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 30.5pts
Defensive MVPs: Cato June (phillymic) - 16pts



Offensive overachievers:
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +16.81
Terry Glenn (CF_DeepBallas) +16.48
Daniel Graham (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +13.74
Antonio Bryant (Mad's Arch-Villains) +13.64
Josh McCown (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +13.01

Defensive overachievers:
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +12.6
Kyle Vanden Bosch (phillymic) +8.5
Cato June (phillymic) +8.27
Nick Barnett (Eastern Motors) +7.67
Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +7.18

Offensive underachievers:
Ron Mexico (CSD) -16.96
Donovan McNabb (CF_DeepBallas) -16.55
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) -13.76
Brian Westbrook (CF_DeepBallas) -12.24
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) -11.54

Defensive underachievers:
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -6.22
Leonard Little (Phanatics) -4.44
Ed Reed (Satoshi) -4.35
Patrick Kerney (Seabiscuit36) -3.87
Sean Taylor (CSD) -3.73

Left rotting on the bench:
Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 32.5pts
Matt Hasselbeck (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 28pts
Tatum Bell (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 24pts
Ben Roethlisberger (Eastern Motors) - 22pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 20.5pts

Notes

• 4-time underachiver: Jamie Sharper (He's a pile of shtein!)
• 2-time overachievers: Robert Mathis, Cato June, Jonathan Vilma
• 2-time underachievers: Aaron Brooks, Brian Westbrook , Peyton Manning, Leonard Little, Ed Reed
• Zero to hero: Drew Bledsoe
• Hero to zero: Donovan McNabb
• Mad's Arch-Villains finally gets an overachiever to fuel a huge win. Even his bench was coming up huge!
• Dio's Bronx Brigands gets no players mentioned here for the second straight week. That's sometimes a good thing
• Would CSD be 2-3 if he started a QB who played on Sunday? The world may never know
• Week 1's defensive MVP Cato June reclaims his crown
• It was a big week for defense all around the league

You should do this for the NFC too.

[MDS]

Wait, I forgot what my record was.

[Diomedes]

You should do this for the NFC too.

The NFC sucks.  The report would just be be one long "Underachievers" list, followed by a "left rotting on the pine" list.  Even so, if you must have QB's report, there is a per season licensing/subscription fee payable to all AFC owners ($10 per owner/$120 total), plus a per report surcharge payable to QB ($25) for doing the work.

Wait, I forgot what my record was.

That makes twelve of us.

[MDS]

oh yea its 5-0. how bout that.

[Mad-Lad]

oh yea its 5-0. how bout that.

it will be that much sweeter when you're knocked out and we can all laugh and point.

[MDS]

i am setting myself up for that, i know. but, being 5-0, i dont know. im 5-0. i havent lost. so um 5-0 yea. well. 5-0.

[hbionic]

i am setting myself up for that, i know. but, being 5-0, i dont know. im 5-0. i havent lost. so um 5-0 yea. well. 5-0.

The only reason you're 5-0 is because Dio decided to start this farging draft at 6am pacific time. That's it. You should be thanking my laziness for your 5 and 0 start but I will still make the playoffs. Bitches. 

[Diomedes]

I think next year you can go to the NFC, Chuggie.  Your bitching is even more aggravating than MDS' preening.

[rjs246]

I think next year you can go to the NFC, Chuggie. 

Word, another team for me to dominate.

[MDS]

I think next year you can go to the NFC, Chuggie.  Your bitching is even more aggravating than MDS' preening.

5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0 5-0

My record is 5-0

[Diomedes]

*sigh*  Oh, alright:  you can both go to the NFC next year.  rjs and Tomahawk, since you are so interested in the AFC, you will replace Chuggie and 5-0 next season.

[QB Eagles]

You should do this for the NFC too.

F that. Just like in real life, the NFC is total amateur hour compared to the AFC.

[Sgt PSN]

HEY EVERYONE!  LOOK AT ME......I'M UNDEFEATED AND JUST LIKE THE taterskinS, I'M FACING THE INEVITABLE DOOM OF FAILING MISERABLY WITH A TOTAL LACK OF DIGNITY! 

Oh, and speaking of lacking dignity and just in case you forgot..........

I joined the anti-popping collar coalition at temple university