Eagles Sponsorships

General_Failure · July 22, 2005, 08:05:14 PM

Well you're in luck!

Drunkmasterflex · July 22, 2005, 08:07:36 PM

Sold! Just PM it to me.

General_Failure · July 22, 2005, 08:08:12 PM

It's right there. Just take it.

Drunkmasterflex · July 22, 2005, 08:10:16 PM

Oh yeah.

PhillyPhanInDC · July 22, 2005, 10:42:42 PM

Jesus Christ, that farging pic is gay with a capital HOMO.

bowzer · July 23, 2005, 01:32:44 AM

Can I be Corey Simon's spokeperson!

WEST is GOD · July 23, 2005, 01:42:42 AM

I'll take Stephen Spach. He's going to turn heads this year.

PhillyPhreak54 · July 23, 2005, 04:33:29 AM

Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on July 23, 2005, 01:32:44 AM
Can I be Corey Simon's spokeperson!

You better start spinning right now, my man. Because Mr. Simon might need himself a whole lotta defending this year. Well, at least for the first 10 games. By Week 11 he'll finally be in game shape and making an impact. Then he'll look to hit the FA period and hoping someone is dumb enough to pay him a $10M+ signing bonus.

I used to defend Simon. But last year he pissed me off.

Father Demon · July 23, 2005, 11:16:17 AM

Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on July 23, 2005, 01:32:44 AM
Can I be Corey Simon's spokeperson!

Done. (Phreak is right -- your job is gonna be harder than Yeti's!)

Quote from: TO is GOD on July 23, 2005, 01:42:42 AM
I'll take Stephen Spach. He's going to turn heads this year.

Done.

List should be up to date.

Yeti · July 23, 2005, 12:13:57 PM

This thread turned gay.

bowzer · July 23, 2005, 01:30:19 PM

Well to begin, I'll quote what a fantasy football site said about Simon last year.

"7. Corey Simon, DL Eagles - Playing in a contract year Simon should see his sack number increase significantly. He led the Eagles in sacks last year and with the addition to Kearse to the line should see must less double teams. Remember, players playing for contracts usually have career years. If your stuck for a DL, you could do worse then Simon."

It's obvious that you're all Negladelphians and focus all your anger and hatred towards my client after your team failed to win the big game. My client just wants to get fairly paid for being one of the top DTs in the league. Do you really want Rayburn starting at DT instead... a guy who was found wandering down the Boulevard wiith a bloody gash on his forehead, I think not!

Besides being one of only four Eagles DT's to achieve the 25 sack plateua, my client has also created the Corey Simon Success Center for underprivileged children. He serves a prime example to these kids that a great work ethic year round and determination can one day make your dreams come true!

Yeti · July 23, 2005, 01:43:24 PM

Quote from: phillywestbrook36 on July 23, 2005, 01:30:19 PM

Do you really want Rayburn starting at DT instead...

Is that a rhetorical question?

bowzer · July 23, 2005, 02:49:59 PM

Stop taking potshots at my client, when your client is having a giant tantrum in front of the media.

rjs246 · July 23, 2005, 02:59:21 PM

dear god this conversation is non-hetero.

Don Ho · July 23, 2005, 04:53:40 PM

Quote from: rjs246 on July 23, 2005, 02:59:21 PM
dear god this conversation is non-hetero.

becoming very metro-sexual. scuse me as I am late for my facial and after that I am going to an outdoor cafe and sip some espresso followed by a workout with my personal trainer. Really getting in touch with my other side.