Hank Baskett Hysteria

[Sgt PSN]

Kendra's knocked up.  yay Hank

let's see how excited he is about this in about 5 years when he's out of the league, she's back to being a nobody and starts banging tommy lee. 

[General_Failure]

Maybe she already is. I guess we'll find out when they circumcise the umbilical cord.

[QB Eagles]

he married that plastic woman

[General_Failure]

Three months before she's found with Joselio.

[Sgt PSN]

i don't know which is worse. 

kendra was banging hef's 80 yr old crank for a couple years in exchange for a better life. 

or

baskett marrying her in the same house she used to whore herself out in. 


i wonder if at any point prior to the ceremony if hef walked up to hank and said something to the effect of "i got her all warmed up for ya."

[QB Eagles]

Maybe Hef would have said that if that whole "girlfriends" thing was anything more than a corporate branding sham.

The only women that Hef has farged in the last five years are the ones who happen to be Playboy shareholders.

[Eagaholic]

i don't know which is worse. 

kendra was banging hef's 80 yr old crank for a couple years in exchange for a better life. 

or

baskett marrying her in the same house she used to whore herself out in. 


i wonder if at any point prior to the ceremony if hef walked up to hank and said something to the effect of "better get some penicillin."