Bill Simmons MNF preview

[SD_Eagle5]

 

Eagles (PK) over FALCONS
Quick preview impression of Michaels and Madden on Monday night:


Michaels: "Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb?"



Madden: "Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb."



Michaels: "Which raises a great point -- Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb."



Madden: "Absolutely. Al, this is what it's all about, right here -- Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb."



Michaels: "Let's go down to Michele Tafoya."



Tafoya: "Al, I just talked to Andy Reid, and he said, 'Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb Terrell Owens Donovan McNabb...'"

   

[pinoyboy2pt0]

lol, so true.

Throw in a little...

*Eagles just scored*

Madden: ya know, let's talk about Brett Favre.
Michaels: sure
Madden: ya know, he has so much fun out there
Michaels: he's like a li..
Madden: A LITTLE KID OUT THERE!

*slurp*

[General_Failure]

I don't know, I think Madden is phasing out Favre and replacing him with Brady.

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

Let's all just say a little prayer of thanks to the Football Gods that ESPN is not covering this game. I mean, Joe Theisman, Paul Maguire and Mike "Everything is exciting" Patrick would be unbearable.

And since the Eagles defense is goinf to drop the hammer on Vick, they'd be struggling to praise Saint Mike.

Mike: "Vick takes the snap and drops back! He's running to his left! Looking to throw! And Jevon Kearse blindsides him! The ball is loose!"

Joe: " Wow. Paul, did you see how poised Vick was right before Kearse demoralized him? I mean, no one is more of a professional than Mike Vick. He looked so athletic rolling to his left and not being able to find an open receiver."

Paul: "Yeah, I do not think any other QB in the NFL can do that right there. What great athleticism by Vick. He's a star."

[MDS]

Joe: And his man juice tastes great.
Paul: You're telling me! Ray Lewis' tastes like cherries.

[pinoyboy2pt0]

Lol, I actually typed what they said one time...here it is:

This was the preseason Jax v Atl game.

Humidity just absolutely wipes me out
Well, be prepared to be wiped out then!
Ya know, for a fat guy, I don't sweat that much.
You don't think so huh?
Yes you do!
ha ha
ha haaaah ha

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Also understand one other thing, the guy rushed (Vick) for almost a 1,000 yards, so he was always trying to make things happen, I know Joe wants to debate this but I'm gonna talk right up until the ball is snapped so you can't.
ha haaaaaah ha
You finally found a secret!
Oh yeah!
Go (snap the ball) Michael
heh heh
*flag*
oop
Ahhh got a penalty!
Ok
Uhh ohhh!
Gotcha!
Uhh ohhh!
Alright Joe, the stage is yours.
No, actually I agree with Paul...

[PhillyPhreak54]

 

At least Paul Domowitch can see through Theisman's crap. He named ol' Joe the #1 worst jock-turned-broadcaster in yesterday's DN.

Tomorrow night (and any other time you watch ESPN SNF) listen how Mike Patrick makes everything sound like it is awesome.

He could narrate a transcript of a death row inmate's final words and make it sound like the dude is having the time of his life.

[Susquehanna Birder]

Sounds like Simmons is mad they aren't saying something like "Mike Vick Mike Vick Mike Vick..."

[PhillyGirl]

LMFAO Sus!!


And speaking of ESPN covering a Vick game...I LOVE it when he is having a zesty game because they sit there and struggle for ways to talk him up. LOL.