Week 2 - Vikings: Come To The City

[General_Failure]

One or two more preseason games and they should have all the kinks worked out and be ready to go.

[Don Ho]

Exactly, see ya October 1 after the last exhibition game.

[QB Eagles]

Is there a dumber person in the NFL to kick an onsides kick toward than Devonta Smith?

[PhillyPhreak54]

Pirate Ship Stadium next week.  Such fond memories of Raymond James.

Matt Bryant
Jerome McDougle

[PhillyPhreak54]

Re: Zach Cunningham - he's a solid player

[Don Ho]

Inbreeding alive and well in south Philly?  Watching some of those people in front of the Prime nightcap desk, they are downright frightening.  Cue the banjo.

[PhillyPhreak54]

Probably Delco people

[MDS]

1. really fun to be back in the linc. crowd was good, not great. blame it on a thursday game. i was only there because it was the opener. met wilbert (he is short), had a long convo with adam lefkoe, who is a tnt nba host. big birds fan, cool dude. told us he texted with kelce and they expected to maul them (fact check: true). he also had this quote about travis kelce, who he knew, dating taylor swift: "ive never known trav to farg a white girl." so theres some dish.

willie t, runayn, herrermans were going through the lot but i missed them. i also found an entrance that nobody was guarding, so if anybody wants to walk in holla at your boy.

2. hurts was pretty much garbage? terrible early game planning and play calling when they were dominating the LOS to keep passing and running RPOs. the possession where he took 2 sacks when they couldve iced it with a FG was amateur hour. this aint it, cuz.

3. farg jonathan gannon with sean desai's chicken tikki masala. a defense, forcing turnovers? what.

4. sippos stinks. ENOUGH. STOP. PLEASE. punting doesnt matter but jesus h. christ. also covey can go back to utah this useless midget

5. they should be favored in every game until @ kc. here we go.