2008 NFL Predictions

[MDS]

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NFC East
1. Cowboys- Oh the pain of doing this.
2. Eagles- farging Tony Hunt is the starting FB.
3. Giants- Eli Manning's vagina.
4. Racists- Sig Hail!

NFC North
1. Vikings- So long as Tarvaris Jackson doesn't royally farg up.
2. Packers- Aaron Rogers isn't that bad.
3. Bears- Kyle Orton.
4. Lions- Jesus Boy and his crappy defense to the rescue!

NFC South
1. Saints- Who else?
2. Sucs- Overachieving douches.
3. Falcons- Awful.
4. Panthers- Even more awful.

NFC West
1. Seahawks- Really could this conference get any worse?
2. Rams- Yup.
3. Cardinals- Looks like it's back to doing beer bongs with 18 year olds for Matt Leinert.
4. 49ers- J.T. O'Sullivan.

NFC Playoffs
1. Cowboys 2. Saints 3. Seahawks 4. Vikings 5. Eagles 6. Giants
Seahawks over Giants, Eagles over Vikings
Cowboys over Eagles, Saints over Seahawks
Cowboys over Saints
NFC Champ: Cowboys

AFC East
1. Patriots- I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they'll lose a game this year.
2. Favre- Favre Favre Favre Favre Favre
3. Bills- Oh those poor people who have to live in Buffalo.
4. Dolphins- Chad Pennington.

AFC North
1. Steelers- Solid.
2. Browns- Derek Anderson ship comes to earth, Brady Quinn corksucking comes to light.
3. Bengals- Seriously they resigned Chris Henry and made him a captain.
4. Ravens- Joe Flacco.

AFC South
1. Colts- Again.
2. Texans- Better than you think.
3. Titans- Still haven't given VY any help.
4. Jaguars- I just hate this team and feel they've gotten lucky. Plus Del Rio is a douche and they don't have any fans and I just don't like them.

AFC West
1. Chargers- LT stay healthy you fag.
2. Broncos- They still suck.
3. Chiefs- YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME.
4. Raiders- Why even bother.

AFC Playoffs
1. Patriots, 2. Chargers, 3. Colts, 4. Steelers, 5. Texans, 6. Favre.
Colts over Favre, Steelers over Texans
Patriots over Steelers, Chargers over Colts
Chargers over Patriots
AFC Champs- Chargers

Superbowl- Chargers over Cowboys
MVP- Nate Kaeding.

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NFC East

1. Eagles - yeah I'm a homer. But they still finish first you negative fargbags!
2. Cowboys - Wade Phillips is the coach. WADE PHILLIPS!
3. Giants - Jerome McDougle will have 12 sacks
4. taterskins - They finish 1st if they don't cut Anthony Mix

NFC North

1. Vikings - they'll accidentally win because they suck less than the others and because the defense is stout
2. Lions - Its gotta happen some time.
3. Packers - Rodgers will be ok; Cheeseheads hang themselves with sausage links
4. Bears - they farging suck

NFC South

1. Saints - Another case of accidentally finishing first; Reggie Bush sucks
2. Bucs - A little more zesty than the Saints; Garcia loses his job half way through the year
3. Falcons - Matt Ryan will be good, so will Michael Turner
4. Panthers - if Darwin Walker's thigh is healthy, maybe they take 3rd

NFC West

1. Seahawks - after picking the other divisions, it just smacked me in the face on how bad the NFC is
2. Cardinals - Warner dies behind that OL this year
3. 49ers - Mike Martz will get his QBs killed too.
4. Rams - pitiful

Eagles
Vikings
Saints vs. Giants - Eli returns to The House That Archie Built and loses
Seahawks vs. Cowboys - Romo bobbles another snap; Jessica Simpson bobbles her titties on national TV

Eagles vs. Seahawks - Andy vs. his daddy...Andy wins.
Vikings vs. Saints - The Vikings are not here because of Tarvaris Jackson, but they win anyways

Eagles vs. Vikings - Andy vs. Childress....the Reid coaching tree! McNabb has a splendid game and gives IGY the finger as he cakes me off for the 30 TDs

AFC East

1. Patriots - the defense is old but Brady and the offense are hard to beat
2. Jets - All hail Brett in his Wranglers!
3. Bills - I need a huge year from Marshawn Lynch; no more vehicular homicides, cuz.
4. Dolphins - Pennington will be good for them; Derek Hagen too

AFC North

1. Steelers - Like Mike Tomlin as a coach. Like the defense. MDS wants to look at Jeff Reed's nudie pics
2. Browns - They're souljas! But not good enough to beat the yinzers
3. Bengals - Dhani Jones is a big part of the defense
4. Ravens - Munson is happy for Harbaugh and writes him a song on his geeeeetar.

AFC South

1. Colts - Igor and his infected bursa sac win again. Or else Marv will loan his gun to someone and they get shot
2. Texans - love Mario Williams and Demeco Ryans; if they get a good RB watch out (Slaton could be the guy)
3. Jaguars - Garrard is good, they have good players but JDR and Mike Tice are not good
4. Titans - Young is getting worse; love Jeff Fisher though

AFC West

1. Chargers - how long will Merriman's dusty steroid ligaments hold up?
2. Broncos - Big year from Cutler, please. Marshall doesnt slip on any McD's bags and has a good year
3. Chiefs - I want Herm to do well, but for gods sake Peterson...get a QB!
4. Raiders - they'll suck as long as Al Davis is the shot caller

Patriots
Steelers
Colts vs. Jets - yawn...Colts win, Favre cries on the field
Chargers vs. Texans - Bolts win

Patriots vs Chargers - the same goddamn 4 teams...Chargers actually win this one, LT gets revenge
Steelers vs Colts - Steelers

Chargers vs. Steelers - San Diego Supah Chargers!

Eagles vs. Chargers in the Soup.