We have an audience.

[Diomedes]

I joked about this once, but it's a fact.  We have an audience.  It's not very big, but it's steady.  During big news cycles, readership soars (e.g. the Draft, TO's grievance hearing.)  I've heard Big Brother grouse about bandwidth cost, and we all know the high volume ain't from people reading the home page.  They're here for this board. We have an audience.

So, I wonder:  do you fools have anything to say to the lurker audience?  Do you wonder who they are?

As for me, I don't care who they are, and have only this to say:


I'll see you goddamned sons of bitches in hell!

[reese125]

Dio looooves Jack Daniels...hot damn

[mikey418]

Chuggie loves the sweaty brats.

[PhillyPhreak54]

I like beer.

I hate the taterskins and their elistist snob fans.

I want to farg Salma Hayek.

[Diomedes]

Elitist?  You're kidding, right?

The main reason I didn't get all pissy about the mods getting all pissy about off topic posting in the football threads is that I gotta believe much of the readership is here for football, not our hot banter.  I respect that.  God knows there aren't many other places with decent Eagles talk.

[phattymatty]

To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And, at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between, plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing." This is truth, to me.

[hbionic]

Chuggie loves the sweaty brats.

You know you've been waiting to say that one for a long, long time...brat. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Elitist?  You're kidding, right?

The main reason I didn't get all pissy about the mods getting all pissy about off topic posting in the football threads is that I gotta believe much of the readership is here for football, not our hot banter.  I respect that.  God knows there aren't many other places with decent Eagles talk.

Huh?

[Diomedes]

You called taterskins fans elitist, and my brain didn't process that.  You're kidding, right?  Elitists?

The other bit in my post was unrelated to your comment.

[General_Failure]

Stop lurking, fargers.

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Stop lurking, fargers.

Couldn't you make the board unviewable without logging in if you so chose to do so?

[General_Failure]

That's what it was like originally. It's more of a pain in the ass than an easy way to get people to sign up.

[PhillyPhreak54]

You called taterskins fans elitist, and my brain didn't process that.  You're kidding, right?  Elitists?

The other bit in my post was unrelated to your comment.

I was talking about the fools on Extremeskins.com.

You've obviously never been there.

[rjs246]

Besides, they want to encourage people to lurk. They don't want to risk people signing up and actuallyposting in their tightly regimented threads.

[Diomedes]

You've obviously never been there.

I've heard enough about it from rest of you to know that I don't need to go there.  Just like Chuggie and dick sucking.