The religion thread.

[SD]

WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE TREATED OUR BIBLE LIKE OUR CELL PHONE? WE CARRY IT EVERYWHERE WE GO, WE FLIP THROUGH IT THROUGH OUT THE DAY. WE WENT HOME TO GET IT IF WE FORGOT IT. WE RECIEVE MESSAGES FROM THE TEXT WE COULD'NT LIVE WITHOUT. WE GIVE IT TO OUR KIDS AS GIFTS. WE USE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. ONE MORE THING, IT WOULD NEVER BE DISCONNECTED. JESUS HAS ALREADY PAID THE BILL. PASS THIS ON

[Sgt PSN]

When the bible lets me play angry birds, check sports scores and take pictures of my g/f's snatch, then maybe I'll start carrying one around with me. 

[hbionic]

If the bible was anything like my cell phone, I would have burned it a long time ago.

[Diomedes]

I've been reading the bible a bit lately because I'm reading something that refers to it often.  I had forgotten how awful it is.

[General_Failure]

My Bible also is stuck in all caps mode. Anyone know how to fix that?

[Rome]

I will resist the overwhelming urge to post a Bible pun here.

[hbionic]

Jew wouldn't dare.

[LBIggle]

yeah, really. this place has been flooded with puns lately.

[Eagaholic]

I will resist the overwhelming urge to post a Bible pun here.

That is a testament to your good character.

[Geowhizzer]

My cellphone has a bible app.  So that guy's statement doesn't apply to me.

[General_Failure]

Mine doesn't have a Bible app, but it is running a dual-Koran processor.

[Sgt PSN]

I only have a psalm pilot. 

[hbionic]

Ezekiel what you did right there.

[General_Failure]

Can you get one of those on Virgin Mobile?

[Geowhizzer]

Can you get one of those on Virgin Mobile?

Only with divine intervention.