Home Improvements

[fansince61]

The owner is still a total idiot because he knew that a dump truck wouldn't be available on Friday and still elected to go to Vegas for the weekend.    To me, that is absolutely inexcusable.  If you own a company and you know that there's a problem, you farging fix it before heading off to Vegas to get blasted.  This guy's spending the weekend with his face up a stripper's ass and I'm cleaning tar off my windshield and picking up loose shingles all over the place and he still didn't understand why I was so pissed. 

This whole fiasco would be easily resolved if you worked downtown (taxation office, water dept., whatever).  You just go out to lunch with the builing inspector and ask for a favor (that you"ll repay ).  Problem solved

[Rome]

Out of the 4 dudes on the roof, 1 mexican, 2 white, 1 soul brutha.  He fired one of the white dudes (the one who climbed the wall) because he lied to his boss about it.

Nice job getting whitey fired.

Racist clown.

[rjs246]

So I'm doing some work on my house, which farging blows. It's boring and tedious. I am liking the results and I'll be happy when it's done but I've got other shtein I want to do with my time.

Anyway, anyone have any suggestions on how to murder large numbers of mosquitos? I'm looking into bug zappers that use pheremones to attract and decimate the population but I'm wondering if any of you have ever used anything like that. And don't tell me to get rid of standing water you monkeys.

[SunMo]

i have the same issue, the one part of my yard is swampy and it's a farging breeding ground.  i've been killing them in the house for the past week.

[rjs246]

All of my neighbors warned us about the mosquitos but I didn't pay attention to them. Little fargers need to die.

[SunMo]

when your neighbors warn you of stuff about the area when you move in, it's probably good to listen.

[rjs246]

No.

[SunMo]

haha

Break Wind

As strange as it may sound, creating wind can help get rid of mosquitoes if you're sitting on an outdoor deck or patio. The wind created isn't that of a flatulent kind, but the wind produced by an electric fan. If you're going to be sitting outdoors, if possible, arm yourself with an electric fan. Positioning yourself in front of a fan will discourage mosquitoes from landing and biting.

[SunMo]

fart

[PhillyPhanInDC]

So I'm doing some work on my house, which farging blows. It's boring and tedious. I am liking the results and I'll be happy when it's done but I've got other shtein I want to do with my time.

Anyway, anyone have any suggestions on how to murder large numbers of mosquitos? I'm looking into bug zappers that use pheremones to attract and decimate the population but I'm wondering if any of you have ever used anything like that. And don't tell me to get rid of standing water you monkeys.

I have the same problem. I use this stuff:



Spray it on the lawn, bushes, the sides of the house, and let it dry. It's fine for kids, dogs, and  turtles once it dries, and it'll not only keep the mosquitoes under control, but also spiders, ants, turtles, and just about ever kind of other insect out of your yard. For mosquitoes, I have them really bad, I spray the yard about once a month during the summer.

[Sgt PSN]

That spray is legit.  I used it when I lived in NC.  Get a bug zapper anyway.  It's fun sitting on your porch and listening to those little bastiches fry.  They also make these little electric fly swatter looking things that work the same as a bug zapper.  But you hold it and can just zap those fargers as they're flying around you.  They're also great for disciplining women, kids, pets and old people. 

[Diomedes]

build a screened in porch carpenter icehole

[charlie]

Once he completes four home improvements, he's gonna be so ripped.

[rjs246]

Haha.

[Tomahawk]

So I'm doing some work on my house, which farging blows. It's boring and tedious. I am liking the results and I'll be happy when it's done but I've got other shtein I want to do with my time.

Anyway, anyone have any suggestions on how to murder large numbers of mosquitos? I'm looking into bug zappers that use pheremones to attract and decimate the population but I'm wondering if any of you have ever used anything like that. And don't tell me to get rid of standing water you monkeys.

First you need to get rid of standing water. Then get a aerosol can of something flammable, preferrably Aquanet hairspray, and hang out with that can and a lighter. It'll be like you're napalming the skeeters.