I hate my job!

[hbionic]

If she seemed half interested you have a shot. If it was a generic conversation and her mind was elsewhere...you should go rape her.

[Diomedes]

Interviewer to MDS:  Do you have any questions about this job in a foreign country you're applying to?

MDS:  No.

Interviewer:  Okay then, we'll get word to you in a few days.

MDS:  Okay, byebye.

Interviewer: Goodbye.


Interviewer to self:  ¡Qué un perdedor!

[MDS]

sad thing is thats exactly how it went

[Father Demon]

If that's how it went, you aren't getting the job.  Always have questions about the job and/or company to show a) knowledge of the company, b) interest in the job, c) you have half a brain, and d) you're inquisitive (especially for a reporter).

To say "I don't have any questions" tells her you don't care enough to get the job.

[MDS]

ok thats not at all how i went but for the sake of dio's lame attempt at humor i had to go along with it

you people have been of no help as usual

[General_Failure]

We assume from your outstanding prose here that you have no shot of ever landing any kind of journalism job. Can you blame us?

[MDS]

of course not

but then again i dont blame osama bin laden

[Seabiscuit36]

If that's how it went, you aren't getting the job.  Always have questions about the job and/or company to show a) knowledge of the company, b) interest in the job, c) you have half a brain, and d) you're inquisitive (especially for a reporter).

To say "I don't have any questions" tells her you don't care enough to get the job.

as Demon said, with any job, always have questions even if you know the answers.  Make sure they're not retarded, but someone who calls you for a final interview wants to feel like you are interested in the job. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

so did the last interview with the managing editor of the paper

but she didnt really ask me any questions, off the bat she said she just wanted to check in and see if i had any questions

is this a blow off (like they already have their guy and are just playing out the string), or a check up (im the guy and she just wants to have a quick convo to make sure im not a rapist)?

im not sure. either way, she told me ill get word in a few days.

She gonna send you a Western Union Telegram?

"We'll send word along in a few days!"

Questions you should have asked:

1. Ask her if she's hot
2. Married
3. Boyfriend
4. Shaved
5. Wants you to be a drug mule
6. Or steal trucks from Houston to transport illegals and write about it
7. Are there any temples located in Brownsville?
8. How will the locals feel when I wear my yam aka?

[Diomedes]

lol

[Sgt PSN]

#6 ftw

[MDS]

phreak its not yam aka

its yamaka. come on.

also nothing back yet. no news is good news but im figuring this is gonna as close ill ever come. just short. like always. cheer me up rusty.

[rjs246]

The first letter of every sentence should be capitalized. You're welcome.

[SunMo]

and when you're trying to get a job, the phrase "no news is good news" is not applicable.  no news is certainly not good news.

[MDS]

stop ruining my fun you fat jew