I hate my job!

[General_Failure]

Book deals for everybody!

[Tomahawk]

Except MDS because of his awful writing ability

[Sgt PSN]

working toys for tots all weekend.  7am-8pm today, 630am-8pm tomorrow and probably similar hours on sunday.  today's an easy day for me because i'm just driving from store to store collecting toys in the donation bins.  tomorrow i get to throw on my dress blues and stand next to a box for about 8 hours.  same on sunday. 

these poor little trashy munson kids better love their farging presents.  better yet, they should go find rich parents who can afford toys for xmas. 

[MDS]

if i lived near you id come buy and give you the finger

[Tomahawk]

just a finger or shocker?

[MDS]

Todd, check this out.  Cover a major league team and hang out with igy....

the Washington Post needs a new Nats beat writer

Dear Todd,

        I've received your resume and clips. We are still sorting through things here regarding the Nationals opening but will be back in touch with you. Thanks for expressing interest.

Regards,

So...auto-mated response to anyone who applied or serious? Cause how much sense could it make that the freakin Post would like me and shteinhole papers in NY state and york wont even get back to me? My cover letter was me swinging for the fences with random references to my 13 year old escapades and talking about how ill accept low 20's pay. maybe that did the trick.

[ice grillin you]

the thought of you writing for the washington post is so hysterical that im having trouble even composing myself to type this out

[MDS]

i know, really.

theres no way it happens but even an interview would be great.

on the plus side, if i go down there for a chat, GUESS WHO GETS TO MEET ME FOR A DRINK? YOU. CAUSE I MISS YOU.

[ice grillin you]

i actually work about 500 yards from the washington post

[MDS]

well then, if this happens, WE'RE GOIN OUT ON THE TOWN

[Sgt PSN]

yeah, the whole black guy, jewish friend thing has already been done.  terribly i might add. 

[PhillyPhreak54]

Did you really offer to work for low 20's? A baseball beat? Wow. I thought by pricing yourself cheap would be in the low 40's.

[Sgt PSN]

lol @ offering to work for low 20's.  the one thing you had going for you was the fact that you're a jew applying for a job in the media.  but with that salary offer, you've lost what remaining shred of kosher cred you had left.  oy!

[MDS]

you guys do know that low 20s is the going rate for entry level journalism jobs

[PhillyPhreak54]

Jeez...really?

And what's the average salary?