Minneapolis

[Sgt PSN]

No, it's got another week's worth of growth under it so it looks even better than it did last week. 

[hbionic]

ha!

Photos will be up shortly and there are a few good stories to go around.  Mostly involving me being.....well, me. 

Did someone insult your hair cut?

I did. I said it looked like a piece of shtein. My girl said it looked like a toupee.

[hbionic]

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[PoopyfaceMcGee]

ha!

Photos will be up shortly and there are a few good stories to go around.  Mostly involving me being.....well, me. 

Did someone insult your hair cut?

I did. I said it looked like a piece of shtein. My girl said it looked like a toupee.

Oh, so "she" had the surgery?  Or is it in that awkward phase where "she" has to live like a woman for a while before a doctor will chop off the wohnz?

[Father Demon]

The First Avenue scene (where all the bars are) was a giant Halloween party Saturday night. Everywhere we walked, there were costumed people walking around going from bar to bar.  Actually, most bars had a cover and a waiting line, so we kept walking looking for a cheaper/easier entry one.  We finally found one, where we stayed and drank pretty much all night.

One story for each person (in order of occurrence, IIRC):

hbionic - he kissed a girl while we were there, but I'm fairly certain it was by accident.
MMH - Left us at about midnight. He later told us that he couldn't find his way back to the hotel (about .7 miles), and luckily a homeless dude appraoched him and started a story of woe-is-me "Hey, my car is on empty, and I need a couple bucks for gas."  "farg that," says MMH. "If you can walk me back to my hotel, I'll give you $20."  So, MMH had a gentleman companion for his brisk early night walk.
Demon - Still at the bar, but after closing, some chick in a slutty ass costume walked by, with her man in tow.  I stared at her, because she was hot.  The dude stopped, and said "Don't be looking at my girl, bro."  Without breaking my gaze from the chick, I replied "If she's gonna dress like a slut and walk in front of me, I'm gonna look."  The dude SLAPPED ME.  Yep, slapped my face, and started running out the door.  I lunged with a throw, but because of my beer-fueled mad ninja skilz, I only glanced his shoulder and neck.  He was out the door, gone into the night.
Sarge - Deciding to take the long way back to the hotel (either deliberately or un-deliberately, I'm not really sure), Sarge and Demon were walking around checking out the slutty costumes.  At one point, a group of about 5 or so walked by (couple of chicks, couple of dudes), with one girl dressed as a maid.  As they were walking by, she dropped her feather duster, and accidentally kicked it.  Right as she picked it up, Sarge went nuts and ran directly at her screaming "AARRRGGGHHH!! - Give me that FEATHER DUSTER!!"  He grabbed it, pretended to fight with it for a minute, threw it on the ground, and stomped the living shtein out of it, breaking it into 100 pieces.  Then, he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away from the whole scene with the same "AARRRGGGHHH!!" scream.  Everyone was standing frozen in shock during the entire display, like a scene out of Heroes.  Except me.  I almost pissed myself from laughing so goddamned hard.

Oh, and we got a video of a girl puking.  It's really dark, and you can see hardly nothing. It's not even worth clicking on, so I didn't post it.  If anyone knows how to make it lighter, let me know.

[hbionic]

I met these two Romes at a bar. I'm pretty sure the guy on the left does all the pitching.




Metrodome from the tailgate area



Some mobile percussion band roaming the streets during game day.



36, 5, 36, and 37.



View of the entrance at 'Viking Country'. That country sucks!



View of our seats in Section-Roof, Row-Last



View of the walk up to our seats.



View to the left.



View to the right. Notice all of the stress cracks on the post holding the roof up.



View of the field. As high up as our seats were, we had a great view. 



Me and those two Romes from the bar.



It's the girl from San Francisco.



It's a pic of the girl from San Francisco in San Francisco.



Demon gropes the girl from San Francisco while Sarge smells her hair.



Group Pic.



The girl from San Francisco, an icehole and a guy with a cool T.O. jersey.



DOUCHE BAG!


View of the field on the lower level. Visitors side to the left and it would be where home plate is located.



Picture of 'Pat'. I bet you thought it was a guy. WRONG! She broke up a fight over in the next section.



Group Pic.



This pictures says it all. Actually, it doesn't say shtein. It's just a pic of sarge and demon walking to the car.



30 minutes before boarding. Do I have time to take a duce and solicit gay butt secks?



Picture of me pinching a loaf on the same shteinter Larry Craig did, while 'sticking my foot in the next stall'



Picture without the flash (and without a clear shot of my man-panties).

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Great commentary.  Ugly people.

[Seabiscuit36]

That Sarge story is funny as hell.  I'm definitely down with Baltimore next year, if thats the deal. 

[PoopyfaceMcGee]

Sarge - Deciding to take the long way back to the hotel (either deliberately or un-deliberately, I'm not really sure), Sarge and Demon were walking around checking out the slutty costumes.  At one point, a group of about 5 or so walked by (couple of chicks, couple of dudes), with one girl dressed as a maid.  As they were walking by, she dropped her feather duster, and accidentally kicked it.  Right as she picked it up, Sarge went nuts and ran directly at her screaming "AARRRGGGHHH!! - Give me that FEATHER DUSTER!!"  He grabbed it, pretended to fight with it for a minute, threw it on the ground, and stomped the living shtein out of it, breaking it into 100 pieces.  Then, he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away from the whole scene with the same "AARRRGGGHHH!!" scream.  Everyone was standing frozen in shock during the entire display, like a scene out of Heroes.  Except me.  I almost pissed myself from laughing so goddamned hard.

This didn't really happen.

[SunMo]

knowing Sarge it's entirely possible

[mussa]

you guys ain't right. especially hbionic

[rjs246]

Sarge - Deciding to take the long way back to the hotel (either deliberately or un-deliberately, I'm not really sure), Sarge and Demon were walking around checking out the slutty costumes.  At one point, a group of about 5 or so walked by (couple of chicks, couple of dudes), with one girl dressed as a maid.  As they were walking by, she dropped her feather duster, and accidentally kicked it.  Right as she picked it up, Sarge went nuts and ran directly at her screaming "AARRRGGGHHH!! - Give me that FEATHER DUSTER!!"  He grabbed it, pretended to fight with it for a minute, threw it on the ground, and stomped the living shtein out of it, breaking it into 100 pieces.  Then, he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away from the whole scene with the same "AARRRGGGHHH!!" scream.  Everyone was standing frozen in shock during the entire display, like a scene out of Heroes.  Except me.  I almost pissed myself from laughing so goddamned hard.

This didn't really happen.

Horseshtein. It definitely happened. Or, if it didn't, it should have. Random hilarious behavior like this is the only good reason to drink heavily.

[Father Demon]

Sarge - Deciding to take the long way back to the hotel (either deliberately or un-deliberately, I'm not really sure), Sarge and Demon were walking around checking out the slutty costumes.  At one point, a group of about 5 or so walked by (couple of chicks, couple of dudes), with one girl dressed as a maid.  As they were walking by, she dropped her feather duster, and accidentally kicked it.  Right as she picked it up, Sarge went nuts and ran directly at her screaming "AARRRGGGHHH!! - Give me that FEATHER DUSTER!!"  He grabbed it, pretended to fight with it for a minute, threw it on the ground, and stomped the living shtein out of it, breaking it into 100 pieces.  Then, he threw his arms up in the air, and ran away from the whole scene with the same "AARRRGGGHHH!!" scream.  Everyone was standing frozen in shock during the entire display, like a scene out of Heroes.  Except me.  I almost pissed myself from laughing so goddamned hard.

This didn't really happen.

This, without a doubt, is 100% fiction-free.

[SD_Eagle5]

haha at the pics and stories attached. Minneapolis looks like a real dump.

[Rome]

Random hilarious behavior like this is the only good reason to drink heavily.

What the...?

Dude - there's like 10,000 good reasons to drink heavily.