Saquan Barkley, Philadelphia Eagle

[Don Ho]

TOTALLY AGREE!  LET'S GO GET THAT fargER!!!  This is so much bigger than "The Phillies won 101 games!" or "The Eagles won 14 games!" Just dandy.  An Eagle getting the single season rushing record? That is HUGE!!!

[PhillyPhreak54]

Offensive Player of the Year winner

[Rome]

2-yr extension.  Ninety bazillionty dollars or something. 

He rich. 

And worth every farging cent. 

[Diomedes]

Play lights out for the Eagles and they'll pay you

[Rome]

He'll never have another season like that, but the parade made it worth whatever they can give him and more. 

I actually think Howie is doing this just to farg with Mara and the incompetent farg who let him skate in the first place.  And I'm 100% on board with it if he is.

[Don Ho]

2-yr extension.  Ninety bazillionty dollars or something. 

He rich. 

And worth every farging cent. 

Damn straight son!

[General_Failure]

That and they're stretching out his cap hit to more void years.