Week 5 - Browns: Joyless Jaylen vs. The Rapist

Started by MDS, October 13, 2024, 12:58:43 PM

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MDS

October 13, 2024, 12:58:43 PM
sirianni serial killer vibes
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

PhillyPhreak54

#1
October 13, 2024, 01:18:47 PM
It's October and they still haven't scored a 1Q point.

If Saquon doesn't run into Dickerson he houses that run but alas here we are with no completed passes and another punt

MDS

#2
October 13, 2024, 01:46:16 PM
their offense is a complete farce. you cannot win with hurts
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#3
October 13, 2024, 02:23:15 PM
If I had set aside my afternoon to just watch this slop I'd be super pissed. I'm glad we live in the ADHD future where we need seven different screens full of flashing lights going at once to make the dopamine kick in.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

#4
October 13, 2024, 02:24:24 PM
What a horrific sequence

Saquon going out of bounds short
Lining up shotgun on 3rd and 1
Saquon whiffing on a block
Blocked
TD Browns

Got damn this team.

SD

#5
October 13, 2024, 02:24:42 PM
Convinced this team starting with the coach is half retarded.

PhillyPhreak54

#6
October 13, 2024, 02:52:54 PM
Does Albert keep calling DeJean LeJean?

MDS

#7
October 13, 2024, 03:21:33 PM
legit just a horrible boring game...i dont even care what happens
Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

General_Failure

#8
October 13, 2024, 03:27:46 PM
Quote from: MDS on October 13, 2024, 03:21:33 PMlegit just a horrible boring game...i dont even care what happens

It's the most 1 pm Sunday game there's ever been.

The man. The myth. The legend.

Don Ho

#9
October 13, 2024, 03:33:45 PM
Thank god for NFL Ticket. Slept in and zipped through the first 3 1/2 quarters of this shtein show. This is so boring. Feel like I'm still sleeping.

Birds will be lucky to win 9 games this year. Like the Phillies, they're not very good.
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

Don Ho

#10
October 13, 2024, 03:37:44 PM
Does CJGJ contribute anything anymore? 
"Well where does Jack Lord live, or Don Ho?  That's got to be a nice neighborhood"  Jack Singer(Nicholas Cage) in Honeymoon in Vegas.

General_Failure

#11
October 13, 2024, 03:43:28 PM
Going for the FG down by 7 with four minutes to go against a team that's just as bad as you are is how you get fired. Going for it even after the penalty is also how you get fired.

The man. The myth. The legend.

PhillyPhreak54

#12
October 13, 2024, 03:56:58 PM
Yay?

AJ and Slim are about the only good things today.

Tip of the cap to Jalen too I suppose

Geowhizzer

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October 13, 2024, 03:58:10 PM

PhillyPhreak54

#14
October 13, 2024, 03:59:30 PM
Sirianni shtein talking the crowd is something
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