425pm ET kickoff
I'm sure we all fully expect them to lose
Hope I'm still hungover next Sunday and don't have the stomach to watch.
You just know WFT upsets Dallas and birds still manage to lose to Giants.
Quote"Our goals are ahead of us," Sirianni said. "We've got to get things fixed, and we've got to get things fixed fast. We're not where we want to be as far as how we're playing right now, and how we're coaching right now. But we've got time to get it fixed."
Remember this quote when they're losing on Sunday. We've got time? Yeah, all off season.
possible snow game here
hopefully a blizzard swallows them whole
Can they borrow Sudfeld from the Lions for this game? He has a torn ACL, but I don't think that'll make a difference.
big coaching fail even playing a starter in this game
fire em all
Washington tied it
Prolongs the starters staying in.
But come on Commies please knock Dallas off today
We're back! Correct bad game
I was just gonna say you better watch out for this defensive genius Wink Martindale.
quez unable to track the pass, shocking
At least the birds offense is consistently predictable and pathetic. so now instead of AJ Brown, let's just throw the wall as far and high as we can, hope Quez Watkins makes a Justin Jefferson adjustment and catches it.
What the farg? What the farg was that?
And Hurts had his finger jammed
Perfect
At this point, I'd rather see Mariota
Having the Hawaii boy in there at least gives me something to cheer about because the rest of these farging corpses are depressing the shtein out of me
Nick Kotite has really got these guys ballin' out today.
told ya
Quote from: QB Eagles on January 07, 2024, 05:02:49 PMQuote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2024, 05:01:21 PMCome on Wash!!
Tied 7-7
You realize of course if Wash somehow wins, the Eagles will keep their starters in the whole game, with probably several more getting injured including Hurts, and still lose.
I hope Blankenship enjoyed the free sleigh ride there
Really is almost impossible right now to cheer for this team. But all is well, there's still time to fix it.
This defense is like the farging Hindenburg
God damn
Quote from: Don Ho on January 07, 2024, 05:15:49 PMReally is almost impossible right now to cheer for this team. But all is well, there's still time to fix it.
There unironically was some time to fix their offense, if they spent two weeks self-evaluating and prepping for Tampa and didn't send their starters out to get injured this week.
Defense is what it is though.
What are the odds Jeffery's on the bat phone to Belicheck?
Giants gonna blitz all night and Hurts will be delivered to Raymond James in the blue tent
Just a stunning collapse. They weren't the 85 Bears but Jesus this is just incredible.
This is something else
You know they're blitzing but yet they don't do shtein
17-0
And now they have to punt and it's gonna be 24-0
I kinda wanna turn the sound off and put a laugh track on. I feel like I'm watching threes company or Seinfeld or some comedic performance
So are the two young stud out of shape, overweight, overhyped, defensive tackles, getting pushed around, not even watching the front line
zero blitz has been a massive issue all season. farging shocking that STILL no offensive coach in the building can dial up some counters. arguably the worst of many brian johnson deficiencies.
If they get murdered today and next week Sirianni may not survive it.
If he does it'll be under the edict of replacing a ton of the staff
Motherfarger a 46yd wheel to Barkley
still 1:47 left in the half to give up more points
Haha 24-0
another benefit of starting mariota with a preseason playbook today would have been the ability to pretend they aren't THIS bad for at least one more week
they are a bottom 5 team in the league, maybe bottom 3
sirianni aint comin back from this
I think they've quit.
And I also think I'm in on Sirianni being fired
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2024, 05:44:52 PMAnd I also think I'm in on Sirianni being fired
At the least he's gotta have a sit-down with the bosses explaining exactly what happened, what he tried to do to fix it, why his fixes didn't work, and exactly why it's gonna be different in the future. If any of the answers are deficient, bye.
Hahahaha first play by Mariota
And Blankenship gets hurt on a pick
Sheesh
Blankenship one of the few non rookie defensive players who are gonna be back next year.
this is about as low as it gets
theyre down 24-0, the cowboys game is still competitive, but sirianni fundamentally doesnt believe in hurts to do anything without brown/smith so he pulls the plug in the 2nd qtr. just outrageously pathetic and soft.
when they get stomped by tampa next week, thatll be it
Quote from: MDS on January 07, 2024, 05:57:01 PMsirianni fundamentally doesnt believe in hurts to do anything without brown/smith so he pulls the plug in the 2nd qtr.
Nor should he. Not because of Hurts though. Because the offense hasn't been scheming wide receivers getting open all year, relying on Brown and Smith to be godly.
is it because of hurts...hurts stinks
your franchise qb is beyond hopeless without a pro bowl wr
I've flipped to RedZone and don't care to watch any longer
Quote from: MDS on January 07, 2024, 06:04:21 PMis it because of hurts...hurts stinks
your franchise qb is beyond hopeless without a pro bowl wr
This is not correct. He is a second tier franchise QB. Look at what other offenses do with demonstrably worse talent including at QB.
Todd going Marcus Hayes up in here
i used to think he was T2 but i cant even put him in that anymore
hes a T3 guy which means hes as replaceable as it gets. carson part II
It's no longer the elephant in the room. We're looking at Jalen Wentz. Can't wait for Hurts post game comments about how we have to learn from this and get better. We've all learned something the past six weeks.....you guys farging suck.
I'm heading to the gym to let off some steam. I had my Eagles shirt on but quickly changed it.
He balled out in the Super Bowl not 11 months ago.
Is his play down from last season? Yeah, and this is reflected in the INT stats, although perhaps less than could be expected given the disaster of an offense they are running. The one area where he demonstrably fell off is his running speed.
He's not the problem here.
Yeah I'm not writing him off.
But I want someone to coach him up hard on things like continuously bailing backwards. Maybe he's shook bc of his knee injury, I don't know. But he's got to drive forward in that pocket.
The coaches have committed fireable offenses all season. How can you not have blitz beaters?
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on January 07, 2024, 05:44:52 PMI think they've quit.
And I also think I'm in on Sirianni being fired
i dont really care either way about sirrianni fire him today keep him...doesnt matter...like most coaches can win 11 one year lose 11 the next....hurts on the other hand is basically an emotionless ty detmer...send him over niagara falls strapped to jordan davis' back
can we put every person who did PHILLY DAWGS with them
every single one of those georgia players stinks
What a great use of Jason Kelce's last season. I'm glad they really pulled through for him.
Watching the bills with that enthusiasm and excitement on that last drive and defensive stand is probably more than this farging team had the last two months, maddening.
Quote from: Don Ho on January 07, 2024, 11:25:37 PMWatching the bills with that enthusiasm and excitement on that last drive and defensive stand is probably more than this farging team had the last two months, maddening.
McDermott probably inspired them by telling them to play like they were paragliding into Israel.