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Hope God shows up during Prime Time!
I know it's only week 2 but I have a very bad feeling about this game. Nothing was dominant or overwhelming about either side of the ball very flat, very generic, poor executed football. There was nothing to get excited about. I don't know if it was Hurts just playing like shtein or a new coordinator? The defense wasn't very impressive. Same thing? Was it new coordinator, but we got ourselves a long season ahead of us I feel. Lots to work on.
If they do not whack Cuzzo around it could be a challenge.
Hockenson against Cunningham and Elliss
No Bradberry so Slay will need to travel with Jefferson
If they lose to Prime Time Kirk Cousins then fire everyone and trade Hurts to the Jets.
offense is gonna needa score some friggin points
LBs stink to high heavens, secondary is slay + a bunch of randos...cuzzo gonna pick this thing apart. game is on jalen.
Maddox and Blankenship are legit starters, they aren't going to win games for you but they aren't glaring holes. Jobe on Addison (and let's face it, likely on Jefferson sometimes) is an enormous problem, Hockenson is an enormous problem whoever he's up against. Pass rush needs to get home.
Gainwell
Bradberry
Blankenship
All out
JJ gonna go all Tyreek Hill on this bunch.
vikings and especially smash the over
Short week over is ballsy
Addison, Jefferson, Osborn, Hockenson...rough.
Unless the Eagles defensive line lives in Cuzzo's lap. Gotta have it.
Also would be nice for the Eagles offense to show up
Eagles 27
Vikes 20
Darrisaw likely out for MIN
That's big.
Albert O
Steen
McKee
Ojomo
Bradberry
Kenny G
Blankenship
Inactives
Darrisaw is active but their center is not
center was ruled out a couple days ago
Let's goooooo
Hurts looked like he threw off his back foot there, probably a TD if he doesn't do that
Yep. He had him if he led him.
Offense still seems disjointed. Johnson's playcalling leaves something to be desired.
Throw the ball into the endzone. Not some slip screen, a dead run and the read
Teams are keying on that big time. Only way to loosen that is to make plays down the field
Nice series with pressure. Sweat and Big Boi
White Reno Mahe almost farged that up
Lousy offense again sheesh
"Special teams don't matter"
Bullshtein!
Lucky ass shtein there whew
Swift!!
And then the OL caves
Lord have mercy
Brian Johnson and Jalen...awful
That was uhhh not a good decision
this is the hurts everyone expected last year not sure how he pulled it off but damn his contract gonna go down as all time robbery
Sirianni is gonna have to take over calling the plays
Why does Hurts look so... timid?
I don't know but he does. The entire offense does.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 14, 2023, 08:45:08 PMSirianni is gonna have to take over calling the plays
and ask for a new Qb
Sure, six points might clinch this one, but asking your kicker to try one off the logo isn't really a great idea.
Ugly.
Better score on this drive
Secondary is a mash unit
No bueno
Come on offense
what week does aj or devonta ask for a trade?
Troll troll troll ya boat
Nice drive
FINISH IT
If you aren't at least at half mast after that drive, I don't know what to tell you.
Sirianni saw 1 game and three drives and was like BJ we cant pass ever again
Crying shame hurtz got that td and not swizzle
Guess they're saving Penny?
Excellent drive. Wish Swift could've gotten the TD but let's goooo
What a clownshoes game. Perfect for a Thursday night.
THat's a fumble
Viking Killa
eagles should be getting blown out luckily vikings are as garbage as they are
How many miami put up on them?
I wish anyone believed in me like IGY believes in Cousins.
what a garbage time out
Jake Elliot continues to be the early season MVP
Quote from: General_Failure on September 14, 2023, 09:36:35 PMI wish anyone believed in me like IGY believes in Cousins.
i dont believe in him but i trust him more than hurts...cousins is actually a borderline great regular season qb hurts had one great regular season
You trust everyone more than whomever is lined up at Eagles QB
After watching the replay of Hurts touchdown that did not look like the mush push whatever the farg they call it had anything to do with him getting in looks like he got in the zone on his own I don't think Swift had anything to really do with that so NFL rules committee can suck my meatcicle.
CUZZZZOOOOO
I was just thinking to myself how nice it would be if any of these d-linemen made some kind of impact on a passing play.
a cox td would have been great there
Avonte and Quez out
Thank god they have a long layoff after this
Cooked that ass
Yesssssiiiirrrr
whoa an actual good throw
here come that back door son!!
Injury bug is bad
Hopefully Lane's groin issues aren't back.
And Avonte maybe tore his pec
Next mo'fo that asks me "why did they get rid of Sanders?" can kiss my polynesian ass!
Good guy Sirianni trying to make sure everyone gets home by midnight.
Oh great AJ going all Diva on Hurts. Relax bro.
told you one of them wr's was gonna lose it
115 lb Zaccheus with the big "push"
WRs crying? I've never seen such a spectacle!
Ok that was baby holding, the dude went down because he tripped on his player.
Then they don't call the tomahawk chop by the Vikings defender on Brown?
Quote from: General_Failure on September 14, 2023, 10:34:46 PMWRs crying? I've never seen such a spectacle!
Bed Wetter's shining moment
This is what happens when you stop running the ball. We must abolish the forward pass.
What a horseshtein series by the officials
And AJ did that last year too. Most WRs do it
Was that Dickerson who pushed Hunter and Mailata into Hurts?
Quote from: General_Failure on September 14, 2023, 10:40:26 PMThis is what happens when you stop running the ball. We must abolish the forward pass.
Little to greedy on that drive, almost like it was all about get the ball to AJ.
Correct Kirk, this is not even close to being over. They get any kind of score there it's pretty much shut down the concession stands and lay out the traffic cones in the parking lot.
I watched a lot of this game in lovely Honolulu traffic, but has Reddick done anything tonight? MIA in Boston Sunday.
Jordan Davis to the medical tent
JESUS! Really? Easier to say who hasn't been to the tent tonight.
We got a problem boys
DBs in midseason form.
Wow my eyes hurt on that replay. WTF?
That last series on offense man...that caused this shtein
Gotta have a clock grinding run drive
Quote from: General_Failure on September 14, 2023, 10:50:39 PMDBs in midseason form.
Big Play looking very pedestrian tonight.
We trust in Cuzzo
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 14, 2023, 10:52:23 PMThat last series on offense man...that caused this shtein
Gotta have a clock grinding run drive
Penny about to be the most hated man in Philly, until Nola pitches.
Quote from: Don Ho on September 14, 2023, 10:53:36 PMQuote from: General_Failure on September 14, 2023, 10:50:39 PMDBs in midseason form.
Big Play looking very pedestrian tonight.
he cooked...not his fault hes old as shtein but it is what it is
I couldn't see this one tonight. What's the playcalling like. Anything make you go "great call!"?
15 plays, 9+ minutes, and zero points, Philly.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 14, 2023, 10:55:16 PMI couldn't see this one tonight. What's the playcalling like. Anything make you go "great call!"?
Running the ball like crazy and it looks great. Brown's TD called back was great, really was, ticky tack holding call on Penny.
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 14, 2023, 10:54:35 PMQuote from: Don Ho on September 14, 2023, 10:53:36 PMQuote from: General_Failure on September 14, 2023, 10:50:39 PMDBs in midseason form.
Big Play looking very pedestrian tonight.
he cooked...not his fault hes old as shtein but it is what it is
That ZERO interest in FA market by the rest of the league all made sense.
Swift will be robbed of yet another TD to fuel Hurts' ego. Can no one stop this maniac?
The fools! You've given Prime Time Cousins too much time!
Honestly Dio, defense, what we expected, the secondary is complete trash right now but we expected that. D Line is going to be a force, beat Cousins like a drum tonight.
Beautiful drive.
I love that they just kept running
Good God! Is Slay that bad, Cousins just laying it in there, JJ that fricken' good?
It's philly. Never easy.
Once again Cousins is out here putting on a clinic in stat padding.
So many close INts there
And a missed fumble recovery bc dude was a millimeter offside
And Zach Cunningham who played well - hurt and going to the locker room
Good lord
killed the over and back door alive but dubious
Kick it deep man, Vikes can get the ball back with 00:20 and probably score on this patchwork secondary.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 14, 2023, 11:12:29 PMAnd Zach Cunningham who played well - hurt and going to the locker room
Good lord
What are they ever gonna do without zach cunningham
Throw it deep you Hoydas.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 14, 2023, 11:11:44 PMSo many close INts there
And a missed fumble recovery bc dude was a millimeter offside
Yep. Slay shoulda/coulda had two. Classic garbage time drive. Pad those stats.
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 14, 2023, 11:14:19 PMQuote from: PhillyPhreak54 on September 14, 2023, 11:12:29 PMAnd Zach Cunningham who played well - hurt and going to the locker room
Good lord
What are they ever gonna do without zach cunningham
Give up a ton of passing touchdowns, problably.
Pirate Ship Stadium next week. Such fond memories of Raymond James.
Cut Goedert.
Just don't do a Matt Dodge you stupid Aussie.
lol why sipross have to ask what to do?
The Good
The Bad
The Ugly
mixed bag tonight
One or two more preseason games and they should have all the kinks worked out and be ready to go.
Exactly, see ya October 1 after the last exhibition game.
Is there a dumber person in the NFL to kick an onsides kick toward than Devonta Smith?
Quote from: Don Ho on September 14, 2023, 11:17:19 PMPirate Ship Stadium next week. Such fond memories of Raymond James.
Matt Bryant
Jerome McDougle
Re: Zach Cunningham - he's a solid player
Inbreeding alive and well in south Philly? Watching some of those people in front of the Prime nightcap desk, they are downright frightening. Cue the banjo.
Probably Delco people
1. really fun to be back in the linc. crowd was good, not great. blame it on a thursday game. i was only there because it was the opener. met wilbert (he is short), had a long convo with adam lefkoe, who is a tnt nba host. big birds fan, cool dude. told us he texted with kelce and they expected to maul them (fact check: true). he also had this quote about travis kelce, who he knew, dating taylor swift: "ive never known trav to farg a white girl." so theres some dish.
willie t, runayn, herrermans were going through the lot but i missed them. i also found an entrance that nobody was guarding, so if anybody wants to walk in holla at your boy.
2. hurts was pretty much garbage? terrible early game planning and play calling when they were dominating the LOS to keep passing and running RPOs. the possession where he took 2 sacks when they couldve iced it with a FG was amateur hour. this aint it, cuz.
3. farg jonathan gannon with sean desai's chicken tikki masala. a defense, forcing turnovers? what.
4. sippos stinks. ENOUGH. STOP. PLEASE. punting doesnt matter but jesus h. christ. also covey can go back to utah this useless midget
5. they should be favored in every game until @ kc. here we go.