Anyone have or have access to 2 extra tickets for the Bears game? I'm willing to pay cash money for them.
$3.50?
Seriously, though... ask MDS. He probably has tickets he's not going to use.
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 10, 2007, 12:20:15 PM
$3.50?
Seriously, though... ask MDS. He probably has tickets he's not going to use.
if you look around harder, there are at least 4 more jokes that you haven't taken from someone and then promptly run into the ground.
bwahahahahaha
Quote from: phattymatty on October 10, 2007, 12:35:50 PM
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 10, 2007, 12:20:15 PM
$3.50?
Seriously, though... ask MDS. He probably has tickets he's not going to use.
if you look around harder, there are at least 4 more jokes that you haven't taken from someone and then promptly run into the ground.
hey now!
Quote from: phattymatty on October 10, 2007, 12:35:50 PM
if you look around harder, there are at least 4 more jokes that you haven't taken from someone and then promptly run into the ground.
Are you on the rag right now, by any chance?
not yet, just spotting a little
That's when the cramps are at their worst, though.
I had no dilusions that this thread wouldn't be hyjacked. I am a little disappointed that this is the best you clowns could come up with though.
Try harder. Dicks.
Oh, and someone find me some farging tickets.
Try ticketmaster.com you flaming french foreign legion reject.
or scalp...tickets will be cheap and plentiful
The bears game is the only one i'm planning to get up to. And i'm not sharing my seats with some jarhead
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 10, 2007, 02:52:16 PM
The bears game is the only one i'm planning to get up to. And i'm not sharing my seats with some jarhead
Fine. I'll just take them from you.
Where's my tickets, people?
Shut up, you.
Who's showing up for this game? I need to know who to hide from.
This is the annual Igglephans tailgate game, FYI. Should be a nice crowd in our area.
simple yet effective...
Game 3 – October 21 - Chicago – Orange Bourbon
1.0 part bourbon
.5 triple sec
1.0 orange juice
Nice. That way you can puke the Bears colors on the person in front of you when Hester runs one back.
I only need one ticket instead of 2, so if anyone has an extra you know what to do.
Post the video of yourself wiping your ass with the ticket that could have been Sarge's on YouTube.
Ding!
See you nutsacks tomorrow. I just picked up 2 tri-tip roasts that I plan on smoking, so stop by.
Quote from: Beermonkey on October 20, 2007, 03:46:29 PM
See you nutsacks tomorrow. I just picked up 2 tri-tip roasts that I plan on smoking, so stop by.
Meat beer and football. Almost makes me want to catch a red-eye. Dick.
Havas, i suck at planning other than bringing up mad chips and beer
I tried to smoke a roast once...but I couldn't keep it lit.
:paranoid
Quote from: Seabiscuit36 on October 20, 2007, 05:50:09 PM
Havas, i suck at planning other than bringing up mad chips and beer
a strong liver is all that is required
met Seabiscuit and his comatose brother today...cool dudes
Good seeing all you idiots again. On to Minny next weekend............
IGY, tell Clint thanks again for the ticket for me. They were awesome seats. :yay
Any fights over there? Alas, I was getting close to killing one of my fellow fans. Horrible shrieking shrew of a woman who sits behind me.
Good seeing you sarge...and seabiscuit, as well. It was a nice day (minus about 1 minute and a half).
my neck looks like its on the rag
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on October 22, 2007, 07:57:26 AM
Any fights over there? Alas, I was getting close to killing one of my fellow fans. Horrible shrieking shrew of a woman who sits behind me.
I learned that if you taunt a Giants fan into attacking you, then have security take him out, if his dad is a detective, you have to leave too. :'(
Quote from: SunMo on October 21, 2007, 10:16:18 PM
met Seabiscuit and his comatose brother today...cool dudes
Jon Ritchie is my brothers hero.
I'm so farging sunburned its ridiculous. My Neck and face look like beaten leather right now. It was a great time other than the farging game. Like everyone said, it was great tailgating with you guys.
Quote from: Beermonkey on October 22, 2007, 08:52:35 AM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on October 22, 2007, 07:57:26 AM
Any fights over there? Alas, I was getting close to killing one of my fellow fans. Horrible shrieking shrew of a woman who sits behind me.
I learned that if you taunt a Giants fan into attacking you, then have security take him out, if his dad is a detective, you have to leave too. :'(
you should only have to pay for 1/2 of your ticket, since you
never seem to survive till the end. Maybe pop a Prozac® or take "serenity now" therapy.
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on October 22, 2007, 07:57:26 AM
Any fights over there? Alas, I was getting close to killing one of my fellow fans. Horrible shrieking shrew of a woman who sits behind me.
Nah, everything was good to go over where I was at. Was sitting with a friend of IGY's who I had met last year in DC and his dad. Cool people and the section was pretty laid back. Not real rowdy which was somewhat disappointing but not full of drunks and idiots either.
beermonkey we should sit together next game. between the two of us we should be able to make it through an entire 60 minutes combined.
Quote from: Beermonkey on October 22, 2007, 08:52:35 AM
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on October 22, 2007, 07:57:26 AM
Any fights over there? Alas, I was getting close to killing one of my fellow fans. Horrible shrieking shrew of a woman who sits behind me.
I learned that if you taunt a Giants fan into attacking you, then have security take him out, if his dad is a detective, you have to leave too. :'(
dude, i was so bombed yesterday. i don't even remember walking into the game. i do know stayed till the end but things betwen the start and finish are blurry.
Quote from: sean_sec227 on October 22, 2007, 12:36:10 PM
dude, i was so bombed yesterday. i don't even remember walking into the game. i do know stayed till the end but things betwen the start and finish are blurry.
I don't believe any of this.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 22, 2007, 12:47:44 PM
Quote from: sean_sec227 on October 22, 2007, 12:36:10 PM
dude, i was so bombed yesterday. i don't even remember walking into the game. i do know stayed till the end but things betwen the start and finish are blurry.
I don't believe any of this.
Ha! I'm fairly certain you're being facetious, but still...
I'd think Munson were lying if he said that. On the flip side, I'd think Sean were lying if he said he watched the game sober and recalled important details that occurred.
Having partied with Sean on numerous occasions I can say without reservation that I do, in fact, believe every word of his post.
In fact, I think he was probably being modest in his assessment of his own drunken stuporocity.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 22, 2007, 12:47:44 PM
Quote from: sean_sec227 on October 22, 2007, 12:36:10 PM
dude, i was so bombed yesterday. i don't even remember walking into the game. i do know stayed till the end but things betwen the start and finish are blurry.
I don't believe any of this.
:-D
somebody pulled out some "absent" ... :paranoid
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 22, 2007, 12:59:58 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 22, 2007, 12:47:44 PM
Quote from: sean_sec227 on October 22, 2007, 12:36:10 PM
dude, i was so bombed yesterday. i don't even remember walking into the game. i do know stayed till the end but things betwen the start and finish are blurry.
I don't believe any of this.
Ha! I'm fairly certain you're being facetious, but still...
I'd think Munson were lying if he said that. On the flip side, I'd think Sean were lying if he said he watched the game sober and recalled important details that occurred.
yeah, luckily they didn't play
pour some sugar on me at the game. i may have done a little dance that was caught on video. 8)
That sucks for you. That would have been the 2nd coolest thing ever.
Quote from: FastFreddie on October 22, 2007, 01:29:11 PM
That sucks for you. That would have been the 2nd coolest thing ever.
agreed, i still have that clip, absolute classic.
Pour some shook-up Ramen... when you need a cup!
you always were big on a large salt intake.
:o
Isn't that why you invited me to tailgate with you?
Quote from: sean_sec227 on October 22, 2007, 01:18:17 PM
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on October 22, 2007, 12:47:44 PM
Quote from: sean_sec227 on October 22, 2007, 12:36:10 PM
dude, i was so bombed yesterday. i don't even remember walking into the game. i do know stayed till the end but things betwen the start and finish are blurry.
I don't believe any of this.
:-D
somebody pulled out some "absent" ... :paranoid
not to mention 15 year old Old Granddad. jeeze you guys will drink anything I bring.
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8734/asphaltlickeryu4.jpg)
What in the hell was that?
spooge
Tony, you sick farg.
Damn. I thought my camera was the only one to catch that magical moment. Regardless, can't let alcohol go to waste.
no chance that isnt at least 50% urine
Quote from: ice grillin you on October 23, 2007, 09:30:39 AM
no chance that isnt at least 50% urine
You're probably right. I seriously might want to consider not drinking entire bottle's of bourbon during the tailgate.
No.
BTW, you were right, Tony... that is a damn awful haircut. How many handfuls of gel do you use? 9?
Gel?
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061006/17191__something_mary_l.jpg)
ha! The haircut looks a hell of alot better now than it did when I got it. It's been about 2 weeks now so some of the hair has had a chance to grow back.
And it's not gel......just a small dab of mousse. Which is probably even less manly than gel.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on October 23, 2007, 07:51:14 PM
And it's not gel......just a small dab of mousse. Which is probably even less manly than gel.
The only way to save your manhood was to drink the whole bottle of Maker's.
Consider myself saved. And just to be on the safe side, I'll drink another bottle in Minny this weekend too.
Bring two just to be safe. You might need one for after the game.