Who's going?
I will not be there.
That's a shame. Really a shame.
I know. Try not to cry, mmkay schnukems.
i will be, of course, i have season tix
We should totally hang out!
Or you could give your tickets to me. Or not. Whatever's best for you.
i'll be there
I'll be there ;D
I'll be there. But only if the Mets arent playing.
Worst fan ever.
Quote from: Die-Hard on September 07, 2006, 01:13:00 PM
I'll be there. But only if the Mets arent playing.
They might have a minor league exhibition going on in Mexico or something. You should do some research.
I'm looking into creating a business trip to Philly for my annual "Business Trip But Not Really So I Can See An Eagles Game" trip that weekend.
I'm probably there....
I will now be at this game also.
Now, I'm wondering how drunk I can get with both my dad and my dad-in-law in attendance.
I'm thinking... very drunk.
2 potential dd's. Very drunk indeed.
BTW, I still do not plan on attending this game. You care.
it cant be coincidence that our gayest cooler drink of the year will be the game youre attending
hello mike mamula
you're doing something gayer than a sea breeze?
Quote from: ice grillin you on September 20, 2006, 01:53:41 PM
it cant be coincidence that our gayest cooler drink of the year will be the game youre attending
If being an alcoholic means I'm gay, then I'm gay thrice.
you're doing something gayer than a sea breeze?
Game 6 – November 19 - Tennessee – The Mike Mamula
1/2 shot triple sec
1/2 shot malibu
1/2 shot citrus vodka
1 splash rose lime juice
coke
(fill cup with ice and half way w/ cooler drink/add coke to taste/add lime juice)
the catch is, you drink it by squeezing it out of a dildo
i actually finger myself while i drink it
that's hot
So, does it nearly get you drunk?
I'm looking forward to this game, even if the Eagles lose to the skins.
one week, asses
There's a 75% chance I'll be at this game, but only a 50% chance of that.
i don't think i'll be there this weekend anymore. something came up.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 13, 2006, 11:40:49 AM
i don't think i'll be there this weekend anymore. something came up.
I'll chug a Mickey's Ice for you.
NOT missing this one.
Watching me reconcile an intense desire to get absolutely faced along with behaving in front of the 3 family members I'm bringing with me to the game will be worth the price of admission alone. Belee dat.
EDIT - P.S. Can cameras be brought into the Linc?
I'll be bringing my niece and her husband. I scored some pre-game field passes, so LSB and I will be heading in even earlier than usual. But until then, we'll be there!
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 13, 2006, 12:11:26 PM
Watching me reconcile an intense desire to get absolutely faced along with behaving in front of the 3 family members I'm bringing with me to the game will be worth the price of admission alone. Belee dat.
EDIT - P.S. Can cameras be brought into the Linc?
Regular cameras yes, I had no problem bringing mine in during a preseason game. Video cameras I'm not sure but I'd venture to say no.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 13, 2006, 12:11:26 PM
Watching me reconcile an intense desire to get absolutely faced along with behaving in front of the 3 family members I'm bringing with me to the game will be worth the price of admission alone. Belee dat.
EDIT - P.S. Can cameras be brought into the Linc?
I feel like flying up just to see you try and keep it together in front of your family at a tailgate.
I don't think there's a problem with any type of camera. But I'm only basing that on the fact that so many digital cameras have video capabilities. I got a video of Akers making a FG yesterday. It will go well with the video I shot of him missing one in San Fran.
Quote from: Jerome99RIP on November 13, 2006, 03:10:19 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 13, 2006, 12:11:26 PM
Watching me reconcile an intense desire to get absolutely faced along with behaving in front of the 3 family members I'm bringing with me to the game will be worth the price of admission alone. Belee dat.
EDIT - P.S. Can cameras be brought into the Linc?
I feel like flying up just to see you try and keep it together in front of your family at a tailgate.
It will be really easy if they're a pain in the ass about getting there early, which they probably will be.
Just got a call from my pops. Seems that my uncle got two face value tickets. And considering he lives in Texas, guess who is probably going? I rule.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 13, 2006, 03:10:35 PM
I don't think there's a problem with any type of camera. But I'm only basing that on the fact that so many digital cameras have video capabilities. I got a video of Akers making a FG yesterday. It will go well with the video I shot of him missing one in San Fran.
Yeah, they don't want people taking videos (stupid...like what they hell are they going to record?). I've been asked about my camera at the gate, but I just told them that it's a still camera, not a video camera, and they don't have a problem.
DD had her camera in a Phils game last summer (in a corporate box), and she was taking some video of the Phanatic. In just a few moments, a CPB security guy arrived and asked her if she was taking video. She denied it (duh) and he went away.
Vince Young is the worst quarterback in the league.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 13, 2006, 08:40:40 PM
Vince Young is the worst quarterback in the league.
Andrew Walters quit?
statistically young hasnt been great but for a guy who needs a lot of seasoning and has no weapons around him he has been surprisingly good....hes gonna be even better than i originally thought
in fact he has close to the same numbers as leinart and doesnt have edgerin james anquan boldin or larry fitzgerald...much less all three
Completing 46% of your passes is good!
Is Vince Young going to be tailgating?
not good but considering he shouldnt even be on the field this year hes been surprising competant in directing his team...hes a playmaker and a leader...once he gets coached up learns nfl defenses and gets some weapons around him hes gonna be pretty damn good
at this point in time he is very similar to mcnabbs first season....and as i mentioned hes got comparable numbers to leinart this year...which should not be the case
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on November 14, 2006, 08:48:36 AM
Is Vince Young going to be tailgating?
Doubtful. But it looks like I may be. :evil
I'm going to bring a case of MRE's (Meal Ready to Eat) with me this time. So anyone who wants to try food that's been sitting in a plastic bag for the last 4 years is more than welcome to it.
And I'll probably bring another bottle of Maker's with me too.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 14, 2006, 03:34:18 PM
I'm going to bring a case of MRE's (Meal Ready to Eat) with me this time. So anyone who wants to try food that's been sitting in a plastic bag for the last 4 years is more than welcome to it.
And I'll probably bring another bottle of Maker's with me too.
I'm in..what are the choices and what do you recommend...do we need water?
Not even sure what all I've got at the house but I can assure you it will probably be pretty nasty.
You'll need some water if you want to heat your food in the little heaters that come in each meal. But it's more fun to dump the heating powder into an empty soda bottle and blow it up. It's harmless but pretty friggin loud. So if you've got any empty plastic bottles laying around, feel free to bring 'em. :evil
I just checked my inventory and I'm a little disappointed because you jerks aren't getting the more grotesque meals that are offered. Here's the menu:
Country Captain Chicken - I have no idea what's in it.....except chicken
Beef Ravioli (x2) - Pretty good actually
Grilled Beefsteak (x2) - It's ok
Thai Chicken (x2) - Never had it.
Chicken w/Salsa - Ok
Pork Chops - Never had it.
Chicken w/Rice - One of my favorites.
Grilled Chicken - Eh, not bad.
Bean & Rice Burrito - I think I had this one before and vomited. FF, this one's yours.
Murp, do you remember what I brought you a few years ago? I know there were 2 of them but PG was too scurred to eat it.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 14, 2006, 06:41:14 PM
Bean & Rice Burrito - I think I had this one before and vomited. FF, this one's yours.
Hell yes.
That'll be tree fitty.
Put it on my tab. I'll pay you real soon.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 14, 2006, 03:34:18 PM
I'm going to bring a case of MRE's (Meal Ready to Eat) with me this time. So anyone who wants to try food that's been sitting in a plastic bag for the last 4 years is more than welcome to it.
And I'll probably bring another bottle of Maker's with me too.
MRE's aren't half bad.
I might need two tickets to this game if my bro can't get them from his source (Janet the cheerleader). I'm willing to pay over face value.
Wish I could help you out, man. All my tix are spoken for.
BTW, my seats are section 237, row 23... anyone else near there?
youre almost in my exact same seats but in the other end zone
Too far to hit with a battery.
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 15, 2006, 12:55:22 PM
youre almost in my exact same seats but in the other end zone
The Titans have no chance, then. We've got them totally surrounded. That is incredibly accurate.
Also, I'm leaving these maps here so I can find it more easily...
CF (http://www.susbirder.com/susky/tailgatemaps/vetless.jpg)
IGY (http://render2.snapfish.com/render2/is=Yup6aQQ%7C%3Dup6%3DzqH%3AxxqUD7qRUrKxzX7BHpUUKxgXPoJ%3F87KR6xqpxQQPPxGaexQolxv8uOc5xQQQoleQGeGP0GqpfVtB%3F*KUp7BHSHqqy7XH6gXPoJ%7CRup6GeQ%7C/of=50,590,420)
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 15, 2006, 12:50:28 PM
Wish I could help you out, man. All my tix are spoken for.
BTW, my seats are section 237, row 23... anyone else near there?
It's all good, got a call on my way to class and she said they're ours unless something comes up. Not exactly sure what that something could be but my buddy sounded optimistic. I think we're in the lower level corner.
My father-in-law told me he's probably going to wear his Jets jersey to this game. It should be interesting to see what people's reactions are to that.
while everyone in attendance will rigthfully think hes looks like an idiot...no one will really care and certainly wont do anything
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 16, 2006, 08:53:53 AM
while everyone in attendance will rigthfully think hes looks like an idiot...no one will really care and certainly wont do anything
Yeah, I figure it will confuse people more than anything else.
Sec 225 Row 1 kiddies! 2 games in a row for the first time since the last year at the Vet. Very nice.
Who his heading down to the tailgate? I will try and make it down there in time to meet you morons. But I'm going with my pops, and he's old and confused. I might have to hold his hand through this process, and that could take a while.
Bringing your dad isn't cool unless you also bring your wife's dad.
Shoot me.
Quote from: MDS on November 16, 2006, 05:16:24 PM
Sec 225 Row 1 kiddies! 2 games in a row for the first time since the last year at the Vet. Very nice.
Who his heading down to the tailgate? I will try and make it down there in time to meet you morons. But I'm going with my pops, and he's old and confused. I might have to hold his hand through this process, and that could take a while.
Are you bringing any kosher Jew food along, or how bout some Lox and bagels, Gefilte fish, or matzah bread?
I wish. Come at me passover time, we'll be stocked. I literally have no food. I don't think you did either when you lived in an apartment in college.
Bringing your dad isn't cool unless you also bring your wife's dad.
Shoot me
ha
just talked to my father in law. he's down.
Quote from: SD_Eagle on November 16, 2006, 06:06:49 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 16, 2006, 05:16:24 PM
Sec 225 Row 1 kiddies! 2 games in a row for the first time since the last year at the Vet. Very nice.
Who his heading down to the tailgate? I will try and make it down there in time to meet you morons. But I'm going with my pops, and he's old and confused. I might have to hold his hand through this process, and that could take a while.
Are you bringing any kosher Jew food along, or how bout some Lox and bagels, Gefilte fish, or matzah bread?
Oy gevault. Schtop on over in Sec 226 row 13, ve're havin corn beef sanwiches.
ps: "matzoh bread" is an oxymoron...like jumbo shrimp.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 16, 2006, 05:53:45 PM
Bringing your dad isn't cool unless you also bring your wife's dad.
Shoot me.
What about bringing your son?
Quote from: Susquehanna Birder on November 16, 2006, 07:57:35 PM
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 16, 2006, 05:53:45 PM
Bringing your dad isn't cool unless you also bring your wife's dad.
Shoot me.
What about bringing your son?
That would be unpossible for me, unless one of my lady acquaintances in college has been raising him without my knowledge. For instance, I know rjs has roughly 61 children that are growing up like this.
God bless PSU.
I think he was wondering if it's cool if he brings his son. Thus, father and son still going to a game together. Is that cool? Or is it not cool like a son bringing his dad?
Thank you for being smart enough to pick up on that, Sarge. :deion
I don't have a fancy PSU degree or anything. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 16, 2006, 08:28:59 PM
I think he was wondering if it's cool if he brings his son. Thus, father and son still going to a game together. Is that cool? Or is it not cool like a son bringing his dad?
I knew what he was talking about, and I've met both him and LilSus, but I wanted to turn the focus of the conversation back to somebody important like myself.
I heard Sarge is a fine looking black man.
I'm only black below the belt.
poopie pants?
Only after taking Pepto Bismol.
he has a sassy black pleather eagles jacket
Quote from: MDS on November 16, 2006, 07:07:33 PM
just talked to my father in law. he's down.
Can I have his ticket?
Quote from: mussa on November 17, 2006, 08:38:55 AM
he has a sassy black pleather eagles jacket
Fear the pleather!
hot off the press:
Havas Flagpole 2.0 = done
hot out of my penis:
gooey fishies
im venturing into the food field this week and making some soup...and for those that get there early enough sausage and egg sandwiches
what's early enough?
before 8....provided my cousin arrives with the mini grill when he says hes gonna
Last week I ate Sus' sausage and this week I get a sampling of IGY's. Yum.
Sunday, November 19
(http://wcau.nbcweatherplus.com/sh/wxplus/icons/xhour/60x60/partlycloudyday.gif)
52°/39°
PREDICTED AVERAGE
Winds: 5 mph NW
Humidity: 70%
Looks like perfect football weather.
Lovely, now if my ticket would just come through I'll be set.
Hey IGY...what was the bacon for last week? Was it just bacon, or was it going to be part of something else?
Bacon is good.
the bacon was for bacon cheeseburgers...except we didnt have any cheese because one of our cooks doesnt like it so he never brings any...and we couldnt have possibly had enough hamburgers to hold all that bacon
it got eaten tho...i threw some in my chili
who the hell doesnt like cheese
Quote from: ice grillin you on November 17, 2006, 03:32:09 PM
who the hell doesnt like cheese
Unless someone's allergic to it, there is no excuse.
sometimes i put cheese on my cheese
hes not allergic he does like one cheese...maybe mozzerella cause its white or something...he has all kinds of cheese rules..and i can never remember them all
if he didnt bring the grill and food every week and cook id probably expel him from the tailgate
So, should I bring my own cheese, then? Should I bring extra for Jonny and Havas?
it couldnt hurt but i did give him a lot of shtein last week about not having it so he might bring some tho its still 50/50 at best
your call
if i had to pick one food i couldn't live without, it's probably cheese, maybe bacon
I'm hitting the road. May or may not get a chance to get online tomorrow. See you slackers on Sunday at the tailgate. Got the mre's and another bottle of Maker's. :evil
any of you bloks want to pm a cell #? chances are ill be too tied up getting my pops down there to stop by, but id like to meet you nitwits.
Quote from: MDS on November 19, 2006, 12:00:16 AM
any of you bloks want to pm a cell #? chances are ill be too tied up getting my pops down there to stop by, but id like to meet you nitwits.
If I felt you were truly dedicated to the cause, I might. So, no.
good call. never trust a jew.
Had a good time before the game, albeit brief. Will post Sarge's new avatar tomorrow.
Jeff Garcia is worse than Mark Brunell.
Good seeing everyone again and a couple of yous for the first time.
Yay tailgate. Boo game.
Murp.....I'm not going to be around for a while so you better get your own effing bottle opener. ;D
Glad you made it home safe. Thanks for the food (I think) and the entertainment. Deer Park sucks.
(http://susbirder.com/tailgating/19nov06/step3.jpg)
I forgot to bring my camera USB cord thing. If my in-laws have one around here somewhere, I'll get the pic of Sarge's magic crotch opener up tonight or so. Otherwise, you'll all just have to wait a week.
Also, I bought a very nice looking "Mitchell & Ness" Cunningham retro authentic johnson in the parking lot. Either it's an excellent fake, or a stolen real one. Either way... I got a good deal. :yay
surreal moment of yesterday's tailgate.
pickup truck, two spots over from my truck, some dudes had pulled over on the way to the game and pulled a freshly hit deer off the road, they cut it open in the back of the truck and cooked some of the meat. just incredible.
oh my lord...welcome to PA
Quote from: SunMo on November 20, 2006, 12:35:58 PM
surreal moment of yesterday's tailgate.
pickup truck, two spots over from my truck, some dudes had pulled over on the way to the game and pulled a freshly hit deer off the road, they cut it open in the back of the truck and cooked some of the meat. just incredible.
I keep hearing Foxworthy saying 'You might be a redneck'
BTW, I ate two bites of that Bean & Rice Burrito MRE and wanted to hurl. It might have been better if the heating element had actually worked.
I made the avatar for Sarge...
(http://www.hewroteshewrote.com/sarge.jpg)
It was funny - after I uploaded it, I deleted it from my Desktop and obviously got the following message:
"Would you like to send sarge to the recycle bin?"
Ha!
Yeah well, now I'm in there farging yo mama. Snap son!
(http://render2.snapfish.com/render2/is=Yup6lQQ%7C%3Dup6%3DzqH%3AxxqUD7qRUrKxzX7BHpUUKxgXP0a%3F87KR6xqpxQQGGxlolxJGaxv8uOc5xQQQonnnaQPJQoqpfVtB%3F*KUp7BHSHqqy7XH6gXP0a%7CRup6aQQ%7C/of=50,332,442)
now in size large!
They just have to make these MRE instructions VERY SIMPLE:
(http://render2.snapfish.com/render2/is=Yup6aQQ%7C%3Dup6%3DzqH%3AxxqUD7qRUrKxzX7BHpUUKxgXP0e%3F87KR6xqpxQQGGxlolxJGaxv8uOc5xQQQonnnaQPJPGqpfVtB%3F*KUp7BHSHqqy7XH6gXP0e%7CRup6lQQ%7C/of=50,590,442)
the still frame doesnt really capture the insanity that is "Sarge Buckle". animated gifs are needed next year.
so i missed sassy opening up a beer bottle on his belt buckle while smoking a cig as someone message board geek took a picture? yikes.
Quote from: MDS on November 27, 2006, 04:51:48 PM
message board geek
It could be worse. I could be an ugly virgin message board geek.
interesting response.
I was also surprised I didn't say anything anti-semitic.
you should have. throwing in "dirty jew" would have spiced it up more.
I find that Jews tend to actually be cleaner than us dirty gentiles, though.
goyim is the right word. goyim.
Forgive the pisher.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 27, 2006, 04:53:47 PM
Quote from: MDS on November 27, 2006, 04:51:48 PM
message board geek
It could be worse. I could be an ugly virgin message board geek.
Dude, seriously. Some of the things I tell you are done in confidence. >:(
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 27, 2006, 04:24:53 PM
(http://render2.snapfish.com/render2/is=Yup6lQQ%7C%3Dup6%3DzqH%3AxxqUD7qRUrKxzX7BHpUUKxgXP0a%3F87KR6xqpxQQGGxlolxJGaxv8uOc5xQQQonnnaQPJQoqpfVtB%3F*KUp7BHSHqqy7XH6gXP0a%7CRup6aQQ%7C/of=50,332,442) (http://sillimancollege.org/downloads/SilliflicksMovieList/images/4752f.jpg)
Is it just me or does Sassy look retardedly similar to Sam?
ha
Looking like Sean Penn is a step up from my previous celebrity comparison of Jim Thome.
Quote from: Sgt PSN on November 28, 2006, 04:54:12 PM
Looking like Sean Penn is a step up from my previous celebrity comparison of Jim Thome.
I don't know if that's necessarily true.
Oh yeah? Well when's the last time Jim Thome got to hug and kiss Dakota Fanning? I rest my case.
I wonder if other child actors have tried to bang Dakota...pre-pube.
Denzel
I want that bitch dead. DEAD, I say!