14 teams. rjs is the commish. I'm going to win easily.
Marc Bulger STL QB
Larry Fitzgerald ARZ WR
Andre Johnson HOU WR
Shaun Alexander SEA RB
Julius Jones DAL RB
Todd Heap BAL TE
John Kasay CAR K
DALLAS DAL D
Fred Taylor JAC RB
Greg Jones JAC RB
Eric Moulds HOU WR
Chris Simms TB QB
Ernest Wilford JAC WR
that is actually a pretty damn good team for a 14 team league
mine is
Palmer QB Cin
Johnson QB Min
James RB Arz
M. Bell RB Den
T. Bell RB Den
Staley RB Pitt
Boldin WR Arz
Branch WR NE
Stallworth WR NO
Bennett WR Tenn
McCareins WR NYJ
Rackers K Arz
Philadelphia Def
You're going to thank your lucky stars for getting Bennett late. You're going to end up playing him a lot.
The Duce Staley pick is funny, but he's gone really, really soon, I'll bet.
I drafted money teams. There were no less than three utterly clueless monkeys in this draft.
Who set the record for the most consecutive attempts to take a player already taken?
Pete did it more often, but I think the lesbian picking the defenses strung more together in a row.
get a room, ladies.
This is our room. It was your choice to open the door.
getting peyton manning totally screwed my RBs, but after looking at my team for the first time today, i'm starting to like it a little more. yahoo has my predicted points in the top 5.
Quote from: Lil' Miss SunMo on August 26, 2006, 06:58:59 PM
mine is
Palmer QB Cin
Johnson QB Min
James RB Arz
M. Bell RB Den
T. Bell RB Den
Staley RB Pitt
Boldin WR Arz
Branch WR NE
Stallworth WR PHI
Bennett WR Tenn
McCareins WR NYJ
Rackers K Arz
Philadelphia Def
!!
Once the Eagles get Branch, his top 4 WR's will all have the same bye week.
ha
wow my team is money.
Quote from: phattymatty on September 18, 2006, 01:09:17 PM
wow my team is money.
I can't wait for the commissioner's report tomorrow. Should be a good one.
My crappy team needs to dodge 28 points from Roethlisberger and the JAX D combined to win.
my team is actually still garbage, but having my D being the top overall scorer so far is definitely a plus.
i got rolled by the wallet, i can't believe it
I had three options for my W/T spot this week: Todd Heap (game-time decision), Chris Henry, or Eric Moulds.
I suck. But I would have lost anyway to "Meat Wallet".
i had braylon edwards on my bench this weekend.
and for ome reason started najeh davenport who doesn't have a carry yet this year. i picked him up but didn't try to start him. must have hit the wrong button somewhere.
oh yeah, and i won.
i need Colston to do something and avoid a huge night from McCallister in order to send Russell to 0-3
And my team, about to fall to 1-2, is losing Shaun Alexander. Good thing I have his handcuff Mo Morris. :-D :paranoid
najeh davenport is available for trade.
I'd rather have Maurice Jones-Drew.
You criticize the guys in this league, and they all start "firing" back weak sauce personal insults.
I expected better. I guess I'll just update my lineup every week and ignore everything else. Tools.
Quote from: FFatPatt on September 28, 2006, 07:37:12 AM
I expected better. I guess I'll just update my lineup every week and ignore everything else. Tools.
Wah wah wah. Now who's taking things personally?
It's not personal. I just want to get my money's worth when I insult people.
That's why I enjoy :CF so much. I always get my money's worth here.
it'll pick up. i can't vouch for the boston folks but most of the dudes in the league are pretty funny guys. but yes, it's been pretty weak so far. plus the fact that no one actually knows you they probably can't tell if you're being icehole funny or if you're just a douchebag.
Quote from: phattymatty on September 28, 2006, 03:33:55 PM
they probably can't tell if you're being icehole funny or if you're just a douchebag.
Can't it be both?
Besides, they should assume whatever's more amusing, not whatever's more offensive. Oh well.
By the way, I can't believe you're going to be 4-0 after this week.
From Bill Simmons' recent mailbag:
QuoteMike F: (Pittsburgh, PA): Speaking of Caldwell, did you catch the comment by the announcer about his huh-yuge eyes? It caught my friends and I completely off guard and killed us. Not only because we caught it too, but because Madden or Michaels pointed it out on national TV. Don't pass the ball until you see the whites of his eyes....
SportsNation Bill Simmons: I think they just looked that way because he couldn't believe he's the No. 1 WR on an NFL playoff team. One of my readers used the phrase "cocaine eyes." I enjoyed that.
I flipped a coin between Marc Bulger and Chad Pennington this week to start at QB against rjs' previously-winless squad. I assigned heads to Bulger, and it came up heads. I started Pennington.
However, once again the overall ineptitude of my team helped me out. I would have lost by 4 points anyway, or would have lost by 1 point if I'd played my overall best possible lineup. Also, half my team has a bye next week. Go me.
Welcome back to the NFL, Lamont Jordan. Now you're all in big big trouble.
Not so fast there. The Raiders play the super-awesome 49er D next week!
I smashed you good this week, and didn't come close to playing my perfect lineup. LEE EVANS!
i got 5 points from Carson Palmer, he was projected to get 25.
i'm down 3 points with Stallworth and Eagles D yet ot play, and Slanted Vagina has Reggie Brown yet
I think you're safe. Unless Stallworth doesn't play again.
we'll see. i've had a bad weekend
i just won my head to head with 54 points. awesome.
i lost by 87 points. awesome.
Quote from: phattymatty on October 03, 2006, 11:18:45 AM
i lost by 87 points. awesome.
You're going 4-1 next week.
me and phatty, head to head. GRUDGE MATCH!
im up on Phatty 21 points, with Tatum Bell for me yet tonight and he has Baltimore defense...lockage
ray lewis is going to score 3 TDs for me.
no he's not, he hates you, he told me so
I play Whore Island's minor leaguers this week. It's always nice to catch Peyton Manning on his bye week.
That said, I'll probably lose anyway. My team is now without both Larry Fitzgerald and Shaun Alexander.
holy shtein. 7 of my 11 players have byes this week. i think you'll be able to squeeze this one out.
it's not like there's any RB's to pick up anyway, i'll just leave my RB spots open.
You'll still start Reche Caldwell.
of course i will. he should be breaking the 100-yard barrier soon. for the season.
is there a tiebreaker system in this league?
Bench players' scores.
sweet, then leon motha farging washington puts me over the top.
Naturally.
he had close to 25 points yesterday.
also, if i wouldn't have accidentally dropped the Indy defense, i would have lost.
I needed 7 fantasy points from Julius Jones last night to beat SunMo's first place team. I got 5.
farg Julius Jones, but even moreso... farg DALLAS.
ROFLMAO!12!
wow, the biggest win today was by 8 points.
So I guess I was wrong about tie-breakers. Must only be for the playoffs.
best commissioner ever
yeah way to go, jerkwheat.
Yahoo default. If you'd like I can assign both of you losses. In fact, I'll put it to a league vote. Either you both get ties or you both get losses for being unable to beat each other.
I vote that matty's opponent gets a no-decision and matty gets 2 losses.
yes, we should definitely get losses even though we would have beaten every other team. great idea jerkwheat.
I just tallied the votes and you're both getting losses. Democracy works!
Marques Colston got me 28 fantasy points today
i stomped all of you this week. especially the lesbian.
The lesbian get shafted every week. It's kind of uncanny and hilarious.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 30, 2006, 11:52:14 AM
The lesbian get shafted every week.
It's payback for her choice to not get shafted in a more natural fashion.
I don't know about you guys, but I encourage women to test the alternate lifestyle waters. Sure we lose a couple along the way, but most of them come back to the light and in the mean time everyone benfits. Sexually open minded women make the world go round.
I know. I just saw the opening you left by using the word "shafted" and I couldn't help myself.
God bless lesbians, every one.
can't we get back to talking about how i'm awesome at 7-1?
No.
she got 41 points from LT and still lost. what a lesbian.
How many points are you going to get from Reche Caldwell tonight?
Quote from: FFatPatt on October 30, 2006, 01:10:40 PM
How many points are you going to get from Reche Caldwell tonight?
Wow. Maybe
I should have picked up Caldwell.
Anyway, I won in all my leagues this week. I rule.
Vertical Smile smashed Your Mom thanks to Brady last night.
Chester Taylor's injury could easily end my season.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 31, 2006, 08:48:58 AM
Vertical Smile smashed Your Mom thanks to Brady last night.
Chester Taylor's injury could easily end my season.
your zesty team could also end your season.
I'm totally backing into the playoffs!
the lesbian is 4th in points and 12th in the standings.
But she probably gets more vadge than the rest of us combined. So, who's the real winner?
wheres the recap you lazy honky?
Quote from: phattymatty on November 01, 2006, 11:17:01 AM
wheres the recap you lazy honky?
He's too busy nerding it up on warfish.net.
As of last night with all matchups completed for both teams, it looked like I'd lost by 1 point. But wait! They shortchanged Chris Henry by precisely 2 fantasy points, so I actually WON by 1.
This is only fair after I lost to "The Droogs" by 1 2 weeks ago.
i demolished the entire league again this week.
and i should take the scoring lead tomorrow.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 06, 2006, 10:13:21 AM
i should take the scoring lead tomorrow.
That and 5 dollars will get you a night with Russell's mom.
Oh, and you'll be exactly half a game ahead of a 5-way tie for 4th place, it looks like... so don't get all excited just yet.
whoa, sun mo and i just posted on the league board at the exact same time.
im gonna stangle you the next time i see you, you leprechaun
If you put it through again, I probably wouldn't veto it.
same
FF and I came up with a trade that is fair to both teams, hopefully no one will mess with it
vetoed.
damn you phatty
My team eats ass.
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 20, 2006, 08:20:02 AM
My team eats ass.
Update: My team still is certainly of the ass-eating variety but actually won this week 61-58, thanks to Fred Taylor and Josh Scobee easily outperforming Tiki Barber and Jay Feely.
TIKI BAARRBBBARRR DRIVVE CADILLLLAK!?
I jumped up 3 spots in the standings because almost every team in the league scored below 80 points. LEE EVANS!
Quote from: FFatPatt on November 20, 2006, 08:20:02 AM
My team eats ass.
If you want some help, you can bribe me into playing Jason Cambell.
i need 4 points in the 2nd half from ahman green to win.
nice, he got hurt within minutes of me writing that.
Quote from: phattymatty on November 27, 2006, 10:28:15 PM
nice, he got hurt within minutes of me writing that.
Congrats on clinching a playoff spot.
I'm in the precarious position of having the lowest points total of all the 7-5 or 6-6 teams, but at least I'm one of the 7-5 teams. Oh, and watch out... because the lesbian can still sneak in with a win and an rjs loss.
i'm riding reche to the title.
So are the Patriots.
It looks like I get phatty in the first round.
Assuming that Steve Smith gets at least 30 yards tonight
AND
Assuming that Deshaun Foster gets at least 30 yards tonight
These are the matchups for the first round of the playoffs:
1. Meat Wallet vs. 8. Mushroom Stampers
2. Vertical Smile vs. 7. The Killer 'Stache
3. The Droogs vs. 6. MyTinyLittleNipples
4. Sucky McBlowsucks vs. 5. Whore Island
so you're assuming that both steve smith and deshaun foster will get 30 points each tonight?
i'm pretty sure that won't happen.
oops, my bad, you said 30 yards. i was wondering why you were talking so retarded.
And lets be honest, either or both could put up 30 points against this sorry defense.
Smith will pull up lame on the first play from scrimmage, with hilarious results!
ouch.
thank you maurice.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 11, 2006, 08:33:26 AM
ouch.
thank you maurice.
Nice work. Now run the table, please. Don't let Pete win it, for Chrissakes.
Seriously. That monkey cannot be allowed to win.
who is that retard anyway? co-worker? or the pete that i know.
It's a kid I worked with until recently. He's an ADD-ridden meat head. He's funny, but jesus he can't talk shtein to save his life.
what are the payouts in this league anyway? it doesn't let me read the first few messages on the board. i don't even remember how much we paid, $50?
We only paid $3.50 each. First place wins $30.
i hope manning can get me 6 points tonight.
me too
I think we're both awesome for passing on Manning and taking Shaun Alexander and Edgerrin James, respectively.
Go us.
i do seem to remember getting made fun of for that pick. luckily i was drunk in las vegas at the time so i didn't care.
did Peyton get 6 points yet?
My team has AIDS.
i was worried he was going to throw 15 INTs in the 2nd half and blow it for me.
thanks girls, that was fun.
Quote from: phattymatty on December 26, 2006, 10:20:09 AM
thanks girls, that was fun.
Spend my money on something truly worthy - like Valtrex or malt liquor.
someday i'll get it.
So, he's welching on the Vince Young bet and ALSO hasn't paid up for FFL?
I figured rjs for a lot of things, but not this.
Stop. iceholes.
i haven't said anything.
I know. It's actually on its way. Finally. Yay getting into accidents in other people's cars!