yeah, 4 of you voted for PG and 1 for me. I didnt even know this voting option existed. Who the hell voted for PG! >:(
What are you talking about?
???
I voted for her. Mostly because your team eats chode. Last place.
Quote from: Diomedes on September 08, 2005, 10:49:13 PM
What are you talking about?
In our fantasy league, if you click on "view matchup" for 2 teams scheduled to play each other it will show you what they are projecting each team's players to score and then allows you to vote for which player you think will win that week.
Quote from: MURP on September 08, 2005, 10:47:44 PM
yeah, 4 of you voted for PG and 1 for me. I didnt even know this voting option existed. Who the hell voted for PG! >:(
Maybe she did. ;)
Quote from: Diomedes on September 08, 2005, 10:49:13 PM
What are you talking about?
Do I see AFC in here? DO I SEE AFC!!!!!
Well, now we know who the "one" was. :D
I voted for Darthcore....
goddamn, janikowski, you farging retard
Aww, look at the Snyder-esque owner of Darthcore trying to get sympathy votes.
Too cute.
:-*
Quote from: PhillyGirl on September 09, 2005, 09:30:05 AM
Aww, look at the Snyder-esque owner of Darthcore trying to get sympathy votes.
Too cute.
:-*
whatever,
JERRY JONES. ;D
Thats Jerrah to you.
;)
two words
labrandon toefield :-D
Quote from: Wingspan on September 09, 2005, 09:48:20 AM
two words
labrandon toefield :-D
I cant wait for Fred Taylor to be injured. ;D
Quote from: MURP on September 09, 2005, 09:51:52 AM
Quote from: Wingspan on September 09, 2005, 09:48:20 AM
two words
labrandon toefield :-D
I cant wait for Fred Taylor to be injured. ;D
but then i still have edge james, ahman green...and my gamble in travis henry.
you see, i made sure to draft RB's that actually get playing time, that kind of helps when pickin a fantasy team. ;D
to hammer it home, my RB's have 10,331 yards combined since 2003
it's okay to be scared
as long as your worry about my 6th string RB and not your kicker who misses chip shots im ok. ;D
Quote from: MURP on September 09, 2005, 10:06:16 AM
your kicker who misses chip shots im ok. ;D
Ah shaddup!
blocked xtra points, gotta hurt.
Quote from: MURP on September 09, 2005, 10:10:36 AM
blocked xtra points, gotta hurt.
Darthcore Starting RB - 11pts
Dark Angels Starting PK - 6 pts
ouch.
:D
cant wait to see your face when I win by one point. :-D
I'm going to beat you all. BwahHAHAhahaWahhaha
that's pretty weak trash talk
Quote from: MURP on September 09, 2005, 10:15:12 AM
cant wait to see your face when I win by one point. :-D
In that case, you'd better start prepping the couch now. ;D
Quote from: Wingspan on September 09, 2005, 10:32:51 AM
that's pretty weak trash talk
Especially when I'm not in the league.
WTG, Trent Green and your 0 TDs and 1 int in a hugely offensive game for the Chief.s
Talk about a zesty day for a team all around. :puke
I win week 1....my dominance over the league has begun!
I purposefully lost so I have the opportunity to sneak up on people later. It's my new foolproof strategy.
man my team scored 56 points....pathetic :-[
Why is it when people play me they have awesome weeks? PhillyCrew put up 135. :boo
I had less points than all but one of the losers this week. :-D
But I'm 1-0. :yay
I am the 49ers. :paranoid
Ahem. Domination.
My bench players have outscored my starters. I'd be 2-0 if I played my bench players.
farging idiots.
2-0. My team drenched me with gatorade last night. :paranoid
I drenched my team in rjs man-love. I couldn't help it, they're just that good.
My team is inexplicably bad. My D players outscored my RBs by double the points...and the worst part is I played all of my best options. So much for being strong on paper. Then again, it's all a part of lulling you guys to sleep so I can creep up and win the league later. When it's convenient for me do do so.
Anyone else having trouble accessing Yahoo Fantasy Football links right now?
Nope.
No problem at all.
Quote from: Zanshin on September 20, 2005, 09:30:15 AM
Anyone else having trouble accessing Yahoo Fantasy Football links right now?
You suck at the internets.
Still can't get in. Nice...my team is so bad, Yahoo is protecting me from myself.
1-1...and i scored 125 last week, and none of the stable powerhouse of RB's on my roster has even seen the endzone yet. they will...and i will continue to rise.
lick my balls murp
you needed that to stay equal after the beating you took in the DAMM league.
i put up 189.5 in the DAMM league this week :-D
not last week sucka!
What's DAMM stand for?
it changes every year. this year it's Drunks Against Mutilated Mammaries
Quote from: MURP on September 20, 2005, 05:12:07 PM
Drunks Against Mutilated Mammaries
Now there's a cause I can get behind.
I asked because years ago I started an organization called Drunks Against Mad Mothers. You're lucky I can't sue you now.
Yay! I won.
Who is Blah?
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 20, 2005, 05:33:33 PM
I asked because years ago I started an organization called Drunks Against Mad Mothers. You're lucky I can't sue you now.
that was our league title a couple years back.
The league I was in?
Blah is my team. I knew they lost when you still had TIKI and Witten to go and I was only up by like fourteen.
Tiki helped me. Witten hasn't done shtein this year, the bum.
Hey....if you're playing me you are guaranteed to have a great day.
Once again I put up good points only to lose. >:( >:(
I have 101.5 points and my QB and Larry Johnson haven't played yet.
Ahem. Domination.
Quote from: MURP on September 20, 2005, 05:43:13 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on September 20, 2005, 05:33:33 PM
I asked because years ago I started an organization called Drunks Against Mad Mothers. You're lucky I can't sue you now.
that was our league title a couple years back.
:paranoid
i hope trent green and priest get into a pre-game brawl
Quote from: mussa on September 26, 2005, 12:34:32 PM
i hope trent green and priest get into a pre-game brawl
LOL, Larry Johnson is my RB. So, I hope Priest does too.
champ baily needs 3 TDs for me tonight :paranoid
goddamn Blah went friggin nuts.
oh yea...larry i meant :-D
farging Larry Johnson got me -1 points. I barely won a game that should have been a destruction.
Smashy smashy.
damn, thanks denver for giving up a touchdown in shtein time. u got lucky PG. That would of been embarrassing to lose to a team w/ a fullback starting.
I own all of you fools.
muss...I went to the Super Bowl 2 years ago with Jon Ritchie as my starting RB because of 5 RBs on the IR.
lady luck
Quote from: Wingspan on September 26, 2005, 02:14:17 PM
champ baily needs 3 TDs for me tonight :paranoid
goddamn Blah went friggin nuts.
Blah is lucky to have the best coaching in the league. You should consider yourself lucky that my team didn't score more points.
I still rock and continue to beat all who oppose me.
My team inexplicably blows.
Holy shtein. Will one of you step up and actually challenge my team? This is getting pathetic. I haven't even been playing my best QB to try and give you buttholes a chance and you still can't catch me.
I'm undefeated and lead the league in points. I went up against the number two point scoring team this weak and smoked them. I go up against the new number two next week and I guarantee that I crush them too. You all wish you could draft like me. Suckers.
Nice comeback by me.
Start off with a rough 0-2 and come back to win the next 2 straight. :yay
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 04, 2005, 08:29:43 AM
Nice comeback by me.
Start off with a rough 0-2 and come back to win the next 2 straight.
I'm unimpressed.
good.
My impossibly bad team is impressive. It takes hard work and skill to get that much talent to collapse at the same time.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 04, 2005, 08:32:08 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 04, 2005, 08:29:43 AM
Nice comeback by me.
Start off with a rough 0-2 and come back to win the next 2 straight.
I'm unimpressed.
PS...I smell fear.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 04, 2005, 08:43:08 AM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 04, 2005, 08:32:08 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 04, 2005, 08:29:43 AM
Nice comeback by me.
Start off with a rough 0-2 and come back to win the next 2 straight.
I'm unimpressed.
PS...I smell fear.
HAHAHAhahaahah Hahaha Aha ahaah aAA a hahahahaaaha hahA HA aah AH AhahahahaaA aahha AHAHh ahahhaahaha.
Ha.
;D
Quote from: rjs246 on October 04, 2005, 08:08:17 AM
Holy shtein. Will one of you step up and actually challenge my team? This is getting pathetic. I haven't even been playing my best QB to try and give you buttholes a chance and you still can't catch me.
I'm undefeated and lead the league in points. I went up against the number two point scoring team this weak and smoked them. I go up against the new number two next week and I guarantee that I crush them too. You all wish you could draft like me. Suckers.
I'm still number two in points forced, mayor. As you are a taterskins Lover, I can understand how you overlooked that.
I finally beat down someone this week.
Can someone post a list of team names and who they belong to? Be nice to know who I'm whuppin up on.
I am Mud Butt, that's all anyone needs to know.
Blah-Tomahawk
Mud Butt - rjs
Schiavo's Battle Cry-mikey
Woodchoppa's-PhillyPhreak
Philly Crew-Philly_Crew
Darthcore-MURP
Hurricane Dodgers-
Dark Angels-PhillyGirl
Del Val Disaster-jeffreypa
RedBeards-mussa
Ralph Wiggum's Boobs-
Tight Balls-Zanshin
I don't know who the Hurricane Dodgers or Ralph Wiggum's Boobs belong to.
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 04, 2005, 01:15:12 PM
I'm still number two in points forced, mayor. As you are a taterskins Lover, I can understand how you overlooked that.
My bad. After smashing you so good this week I completely overlooked your sorry ass squad. Animal porn is on its way.
Blah-Tomahawk
Mud Butt - rjs
Schiavo's Battle Cry-mikey
Woodchoppa's-PhillyPhreak
Philly Crew-Philly_Crew
Darthcore-MURP
Hurricane Dodgers- Geowhizzer
Dark Angels-PhillyGirl
Del Val Disaster-jeffreypa
RedBeards-mussa
Ralph Wiggum's Boobs-
Tight Balls-Zanshin
Thanks geowhizzer- now I know who is going to get schooled by Blah this week.
wiggums boobs is wingspan.
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 04, 2005, 01:42:36 PM
Thanks geowhizzer- now I know who is going to get schooled by Blah this week.
Way to hit a guy when he'd down. Started 2-0, now down to 2-2. I'm the taterskins of FF. :'(
Quote from: Geowhizzer on October 04, 2005, 01:43:43 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 04, 2005, 01:42:36 PM
Thanks geowhizzer- now I know who is going to get schooled by Blah this week.
Way to hit a guy when he'd down. Started 2-0, now down to 2-2. I'm the taterskins of FF. :'(
Then rjs loves you.
Don't be bitter just because my team wiped it's ass with your sorry squad this week. I know you're bitter and have nothing else to talk trash about, but really. It's getting repetitive. You must love you some beastiality pics.
Update:
I'm still undefeated and crushing you fools.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 10, 2005, 01:39:32 PM
Update:
I'm still undefeated and crushing you fools.
You got lucky.
you losers are lucky im not in this league.
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 10, 2005, 01:43:15 PM
Quote from: rjs246 on October 10, 2005, 01:39:32 PM
Update:
I'm still undefeated and crushing you fools.
You got lucky.
I got lucky to play such an inferior squad. Again.
Quote from: mikey418 on September 27, 2005, 01:00:08 PM
I still rock and continue to beat all who oppose me.
lol. ok.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 10, 2005, 01:39:32 PM
Update:
I'm still undefeated and crushing you fools.
until next week
you already know it
It would take an upset of epic proportions for you to come within 15 points of my squad. But I'm sure I've got one or two guys with a bye or something to give you hope. False hope. Sucker.
you are so deathly afraid
Quote from: Wingspan on October 12, 2005, 01:19:34 PM
you are so deathly afraid
HA! Even if by some miracle you were able to put up a fight, I could get shut out this week and still be in first place. Hell I could get shut out and probably maintain my point lead. My team is digustingly good. Vomit in envy, suckers.
One of you dicks should take on this responsibility:
Quote from: QB Eagles on October 11, 2005, 10:19:40 PM
Week 5
Offensive MVP: Drew Bledsoe :puke (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) - 30.5pts
Defensive MVPs: Cato June (phillymic) - 16pts
(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/3/2359.jpg)(http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/us/sp/v/nfl/players/2/6534.jpg)
Offensive overachievers:
Drew Bledsoe (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +16.81
Terry Glenn (CF_DeepBallas) +16.48
Daniel Graham (Sweet Sassy Mo-lassy) +13.74
Antonio Bryant (Mad's Arch-Villains) +13.64
Josh McCown (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +13.01
Defensive overachievers:
Robert Mathis (Phanatics) +12.6
Kyle Vanden Bosch (phillymic) +8.5
Cato June (phillymic) +8.27
Nick Barnett (Eastern Motors) +7.67
Jonathan Vilma (MDS' Mike Zordich's) +7.18
Offensive underachievers:
Ron Mexico (CSD) -16.96
Donovan McNabb :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) -16.55
Aaron Brooks (Eastern Motors) -13.76
Brian Westbrook :cfhead (CF_DeepBallas) -12.24
Peyton Manning (Seabiscuit36) -11.54
Defensive underachievers:
Jamie Sharper (CF_DeepBallas) -6.22
Leonard Little (Phanatics) -4.44
Ed Reed (Satoshi) -4.35
Patrick Kerney (Seabiscuit36) -3.87
Sean Taylor (CSD) -3.73
Left rotting on the bench:
Tom Brady (Phanatics) - 32.5pts
Matt Hasselbeck (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 28pts
Tatum Bell (Mad's Arch-Villains) - 24pts
Ben Roethlisberger (Eastern Motors) - 22pts
Carson Palmer (Seabiscuit36) - 20.5pts
Notes
- 4-time underachiver: Jamie Sharper (He's a pile of shtein!)
- 2-time overachievers: Robert Mathis, Cato June, Jonathan Vilma
- 2-time underachievers: Aaron Brooks, Brian Westbrook :cfhead, Peyton Manning, Leonard Little, Ed Reed
- Zero to hero: Drew Bledsoe
- Hero to zero: Donovan McNabb :cfhead
- Mad's Arch-Villains finally gets an overachiever to fuel a huge win. Even his bench was coming up huge!
- Dio's Bronx Brigands gets no players mentioned here for the second straight week. That's sometimes a good thing
- Would CSD be 2-3 if he started a QB who played on Sunday? The world may never know
- Week 1's defensive MVP Cato June reclaims his crown
- It was a big week for defense all around the league :yay
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 12, 2005, 02:43:24 PM
One of you meatcicles should take on this responsibility:
As commish, I nominate you.
Quote from: MURP on October 12, 2005, 02:44:05 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 12, 2005, 02:43:24 PM
One of you meatcicles should take on this responsibility:
As commish, I nominate you.
I politely decline your egregious nomination.
I used to do it for one of my leagues, but am currently in four leagues and a hockey league and don't have time int he day for this type of nonsense.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 12, 2005, 02:57:42 PM
I used to do it for one of my leagues, but am currently in four leagues and a hockey league and don't have time int he day for this type of nonsense.
Quit the dopey hockey league, a-hole. According to my calculations, that will give you just enough time to do this.
HA!
I still remember the days I would spend 2 hours calculating every team's stats for the week for CFFFL....all because GF pussed out.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 12, 2005, 03:07:55 PM
HA!
I still remember the days I would spend 2 hours calculating every team's stats for the week for CFFFL....all because GF pussed out.
Who won that year?
You, tool.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 12, 2005, 03:13:00 PM
You, tool.
I appreciate all your hard work and dedication in figuring out what should have been a given - I kick ass.
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 12, 2005, 03:17:04 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 12, 2005, 03:13:00 PM
You, tool.
I appreciate all your hard work and dedication in figuring out what should have been a given - I kick ass.
Correction. You kickED ass. Your reign at the top was short like leprechauns. I own this shtein now.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 12, 2005, 03:19:27 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 12, 2005, 03:17:04 PM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 12, 2005, 03:13:00 PM
You, tool.
I appreciate all your hard work and dedication in figuring out what should have been a given - I kick ass.
Correction. You kickED ass. Your reign at the top was short like leprechauns. I own this shtein now.
run away you scared little girl!
look at you morons picking against me.
I smell fear.
I luv me sum Tomlinson. :crazy
I win.
Again.
Started 0-2....now 4-2. ;D
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 18, 2005, 08:22:54 AM
I win.
Again.
Started 0-2....now 4-2. ;D
For you, it's all luck.
goddamnit. i moved this weekend and never took out fred taylor. die rjs.
Of course...nevermind my HUGE pickup this past week when I learned Foster was out FIVE Minutes before gametime.....dropped Calico and picked up Chris Perry...who promptly scored me a TD.
I've got mad GM skillz. 8)
You have mad GM luckz.
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 18, 2005, 09:17:03 AM
You have mad GM luckz.
And I think I play you next week.
Although, I'll gladly take a loss if LT only has one TD. ;)
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 18, 2005, 09:18:43 AM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 18, 2005, 09:17:03 AM
You have mad GM luckz.
And I think I play you next week.
Although, I'll gladly take a loss if LT only has one TD. ;)
Whether it's gladly or not, you're taking a huge loss. That's right-YOU TAKE IT!
Don't make me go HOTD on you. :evil
It's laughable that any of you even bother talking shtein. Have fun playing catch-up all season.
What's even funnier is your inexplicable love of the taterskins, unclefarger.
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 18, 2005, 09:37:35 AM
What's even funnier is your inexplicable love of the taterskins, unclefarger.
Yawn. It's sad how no one can come up with anything new or interesting. Especially since my FFL team is so ridiculously dominant that you have to resort to talking about the taterskins. Pathetic.
I'm falling faster than the Bush Adminstration. :(
For farg's sake-bye weeks are farging killing me.
Just remember to watch out for the retards of Schiavo's Battle Cry!
Wah wah wah. Bye weeks this and I forgot to update my lineup that. Your teams are simply demoralized by the knowledge that there is no possible chance of catching my team.
One of you should buy a sniper rifle and take out Alexander. It's the only way to even the playing field... and even that probably wouldn't do it.
Stop whining about bye weeks. Everyone has it just as bad as you.
Oh my god Culpepper sucks! Thats it, Im starting Vick or Jake Plummer this week.
farg all you motherfargers. I'll bitch about whatever the farg I want.
Bye weeks, like you, can suck the dingleberries off my asscrack.
(http://www.christianpoint.org/inspiration/images/crying_baby.jpg)
I figured I'd just remind you all that my team farging rules. Seriously, can any of you even envision a scenario where I lose to you chumps? I can't.
Quote from: rjs246 on October 20, 2005, 06:32:57 PM
I figured I'd just remind you all that my team farging rules. Seriously, can any of you even envision a scenario where I lose to you chumps? I can't.
You can't because you're blinded by the splooge in your eyes. I'll be amazed if you make it to the playoffs.
What are your records over here, anyway? I see a lot of low grade trash talk, but if you go by that no one has lost much. And obviously, that ain't true.
Someone post the NFC standings, will ya?
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak
1. Mud Butt 6-0-0 1.000 730.50 W-6
2. Dark Angels 4-2-0 .667 607.00 W-4
3. Schiavo's Battle Cry 4-2-0 .667 581.00 W-1
4. The Woodchoppa's 3-3-0 .500 648.50 W-1
5. Darthcore 3-3-0 .500 626.50 W-1
6. Philly Crew 3-3-0 .500 615.00 L-1
7. Blah 3-3-0 .500 610.00 L-1
8. Del Val Disaster 3-3-0 .500 581.50 W-1
9. Ralph Wiggum's Boobs 2-4-0 .333 611.00 L-1
10. RedBeards 2-4-0 .333 567.00 L-2
11. Hurricane Dodgers 2-4-0 .333 519.50 L-4
12. Tight Balls 1-5-0 .167 474.00 L-1
In other words. DOMINATION by yours truly. Please note that I am averaging 12 points per week more than the second highest scoring team. I knew there was a reason I was popping like seventeen boners during the draft.
Thanks, Toots. I added who the team owners are.
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak
1. rjs Mud Butt 6-0-0 1.000 730.50 W-6
2. PG Dark Angels 4-2-0 .667 607.00 W-4
3. mikey418 Schiavo's Battle Cry 4-2-0 .667 581.00 W-1
4. Phreak The Woodchoppa's 3-3-0 .500 648.50 W-1
5. MURP Darthcore 3-3-0 .500 626.50 W-1
6. eponymous Philly Crew 3-3-0 .500 615.00 L-1
7. Tomahawk Blah 3-3-0 .500 610.00 L-1
8. jerreyPA Del Val Disaster 3-3-0 .500 581.50 W-1
9. Wingspan Ralph Wiggum's Boobs 2-4-0 .333 611.00 L-1
10. mussa RedBeards 2-4-0 .333 567.00 L-2
11. geo Hurricane Dodgers 2-4-0 .333 519.50 L-4
12. Zanshin Tight Balls 1-5-0 .167 474.00 L-1
rjs really is kicking ass, not just talking ass.
yeah make sure you tards set your rosters before the game tonight.
You all might as well just give your teams the week off and rest up for the playoffs. Not that it'll matter. I'll still crush you all.
its gonna be a hard fall in the end for ya, rjs. I might even sell tickets. ;D
Oh I have no doubt that I will make an early exit in the playoffs as half of my team rests for the REAL playoffs and I'll probably lose to some schmuck with Ruben Droughns and Gus Ferotte, but in the mean time, my domination has been so utterly complete that there is no chance you're not going to hear about it from me.
nah, we have everything done before week 17 so the real players are not on the bench.
Well in that case, you're all farged.
So LT gets me 2 points, but I picked up a kicker last minute because Vinatieri had a bye week....the kicker you ask? Josh Brown...Seattle's 50 yard plus kicking master and Dallas destroyer.
Awesome. Odell Thurman also got me 9 points as a replacement for another defensive player with a bye. :yay
So, Alexander lays an egg.
Travis taylor is forced into action and gets me a whopping three points.
My tight end and a defensive player haven't played yet.
And yet, the domination continues to the tune of a 36 point lead.
Don't worry, maybe Crumpler and Brooking will combine for -37 points tonight and I'll lose. Seriously. Hold your breath.
7-0
It's awful quiet around here? Have I broken your spirits?
Quote from: rjs246 on October 24, 2005, 04:58:36 PM
It's awful quiet around here? Have I broken your spirits?
Not mine, so eat it.
MURP obviously got lucky.
Hey Jerk...you're like the Colts. 7-0 but bound to choke it in the playoffs.
Your spirits may be up, but your team is crap on a string. I will smash them good.
My spirits will never be broken. My team, however, is much like my home state, and not living up to its nickname.
whew!
thanks to the jets sucking last night...i squeaked by with a win, one more screen pass to martin, i would have lost.
the closest game of the season in the NFC...i got by 103-102
all thanks to hearing that torry holt was out at 12:30 on sunday, and i made an emergency pickup az-hakim. sweet.
I'm up to 2nd....
Want a cookie?
Quote from: mikey418 on October 25, 2005, 12:56:44 PM
I'm up to 2nd....
how is that possible. I BEAT your team. ::)
Scratch that.
I DESTROYED your team 105.50 - 47.00
How the farg are you ahead of me in teh standings?
Don't worry girls, you can split second place.
Jesus, I can't even stop looking at my lineup. My team is so money that anyone who beats me is going to have to completely blowup in surprise fashion. None of your teams has the ability to crush your opposition like I do. It's sad really. I wish I had someone who could talk a little smack back to me, but alas, you are all teh suck at fantasy drafting.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 03:47:18 PM
Scratch that.
I DESTROYED your team 105.50 - 47.00
How the farg are you ahead of me in teh standings?
His team has scored more points than yours.
I know, but that's super gay because I KILLED his team. Tiebreaker should come to that, not points scored.
Does anyone have a box of tissues for PG?
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 03:52:54 PM
I know, but that's super gay because I KILLED his team. Tiebreaker should come to that, not points scored.
Ha Ha, suck it up, sissy.
eat shtein thawk. I just beat your ass this week too.
Yes YES! There's the hate I've been looking for.
Oh yeah, and all of your teams suck penises.
Just as the Eagles got beat by the Cowboys, flukes are inevitable in fantasy football too. My team has nearly as many points as your suckjob team.
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 25, 2005, 04:04:40 PM
Just as the Eagles got beat by the Cowboys, flukes are inevitable in fantasy football too. My team has nearly as many points as your suckjob team.
Nice try. I won, you lost.
Bitch.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 04:06:03 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on October 25, 2005, 04:04:40 PM
Just as the Eagles got beat by the Cowboys, flukes are inevitable in fantasy football too. My team has nearly as many points as your suckjob team.
Nice try. I won, you lost.
Bitch.
The Lady Luck you dyked it up with last year must have graced you with her presence once again.
Riiiight. Ok. Your smack sucks, as does your team which I destroyed this week.
Easy killer - talking smack about my weak smack is fine, but leave my team out of it. Look at their record-they obviously haven't done anything to hurt anybody this season.
I would own all of you. Trent Green is a fantasy GOD! :P
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 03:52:54 PM
I know, but that's super gay because I KILLED his team. Tiebreaker should come to that, not points scored.
points scored is always the tiebreaker.
LMAO :-D
Quote10/25 K. Orton (Chi - QB) Add Free Agents Darthcore
Quote1. Mud Butt 7-0-0 1.000 843.50 W-7 11 4
2. Schiavo's Battle Cry 5-2-0 .714 704.00 W-2 3 17
3. Dark Angels 5-2-0 .714 694.00 W-5 6 7
4. Darthcore 4-3-0 .571 756.00 W-2 4 16
5. The Woodchoppa's 3-4-0 .429 731.50 L-1 8 19
6. Philly Crew 3-4-0 .429 721.50 L-2 12 10
7. Ralph Wiggum's Boobs 3-4-0 .429 714.00 W-1 9 19
LMFAO :-D :-D
:P
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:48:49 PM
Quote1. Mud Butt 7-0-0 1.000 843.50 W-7 11 4
2. Schiavo's Battle Cry 5-2-0 .714 704.00 W-2 3 17
3. Dark Angels 5-2-0 .714 694.00 W-5 6 7
4. Darthcore 4-3-0 .571 756.00 W-2 4 16
5. The Woodchoppa's 3-4-0 .429 731.50 L-1 8 19
6. Philly Crew 3-4-0 .429 721.50 L-2 12 10
7. Ralph Wiggum's Boobs 3-4-0 .429 714.00 W-1 9 19
Fixed.
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 03:52:54 PM
I know, but that's super gay because I KILLED his team. Tiebreaker should come to that, not points scored.
It was the worst week of the year for my fantasy team - for any team for that matter. And it should say something about my team that after that SF-like performance, my team STILL has more points than you. Now that's talent ;D
Don't hate the player...hate the game!
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:48:49 PM
Quote1. Mud Butt 7-0-0 1.000 843.50 W-7 11 4
2. Schiavo's Battle Cry 5-2-0 .714 704.00 W-2 3 17
3. Dark Angels 5-2-0 .714 694.00 W-5 6 7
4. Darthcore 4-3-0 .571 756.00 W-2 4 16
5. The Woodchoppa's 3-4-0 .429 731.50 L-1 8 19
6. Philly Crew 3-4-0 .429 721.50 L-2 12 10
7. Ralph Wiggum's Boobs 3-4-0 .429 714.00 W-1 9 19
LMFAO :-D :-D
:P
both those teams will be 4-4 after this weekend
picking up orton is still way funnier though
Yawn.
rjs finally lost...
Thanks to me working late I was unable to get Ferguson out of my lineup. I got Cato June out and picked up Vicent at like 12:53 but when I went to bench Ferguson I had reached the time limit. I thought I was going to lose for sure because PG had LT, Chad Johnson and Larry Johnson going.
Thank you Tiki, Jerry Porter and Carson Palmer!
Quote from: PhillyPhreak54 on October 31, 2005, 04:06:40 AM
rjs finally lost...
Thanks to me working late I was unable to get Ferguson out of my lineup. I got Cato June out and picked up Vicent at like 12:53 but when I went to bench Ferguson I had reached the time limit. I thought I was going to lose for sure because PG had LT, Chad Johnson and Larry Johnson going.
Thank you Tiki, Jerry Porter and Carson Palmer!
To mine of all teams. :-D
I break the five-week losing streak! :D
Even in fantasy football, any given Sunday...
How 'bout them apples. Well, an undefeated season would have been outstanding, but hey, no Alexander = no domination. I'm comfortable with who I am. Suckers.
Quote from: Wingspan on October 25, 2005, 04:40:06 PM
LMAO :-D
Quote10/25 K. Orton (Chi - QB) Add Free Agents Darthcore
Quote from: Wingspan on October 26, 2005, 09:14:44 AM
Quote from: PhillyGirl on October 25, 2005, 05:48:49 PM
Quote1. Mud Butt 7-0-0 1.000 843.50 W-7 11 4
2. Schiavo's Battle Cry 5-2-0 .714 704.00 W-2 3 17
3. Dark Angels 5-2-0 .714 694.00 W-5 6 7
4. Darthcore 4-3-0 .571 756.00 W-2 4 16
5. The Woodchoppa's 3-4-0 .429 731.50 L-1 8 19
6. Philly Crew 3-4-0 .429 721.50 L-2 12 10
7. Ralph Wiggum's Boobs 3-4-0 .429 714.00 W-1 9 19
LMFAO :-D :-D
:P
both those teams will be 4-4 after this weekend
picking up orton is still way funnier though
but you picking up Chris Simms and getting your ass kicked by me is the funniest. Orton owns you.
simms did better than dilfer, so it was the right call.
what screwed me was patrick pass getting hurt in the 1st quarter last night. i had a terrible bye week timing. and then holt being hurt.
but touche. beat me fair.
man culpooper is done...my team blows
culpepper has been done.
So, what are the current standings in CFFFL NFC?
Quote
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Mud Butt 7-1-0 .875 917.00 L-1 9 7
2. Darthcore 5-3-0 .625 858.50 W-3 12 17
3. Schiavo's Battle Cry 5-3-0 .625 801.00 L-1 2 20
4. Dark Angels 5-3-0 .625 781.00 L-1 4 7
5. The Woodchoppa's 4-4-0 .500 846.50 W-1 6 24
6. Blah 4-4-0 .500 778.00 W-1 8 16
7. Del Val Disaster 4-4-0 .500 758.00 W-1 11 10
8. Philly Crew 3-5-0 .375 823.50 L-3 10 11
9. Ralph Wiggum's Boobs 3-5-0 .375 799.00 L-1 7 27
10. RedBeards 3-5-0 .375 765.50 L-1 5 10
11. Hurricane Dodgers 3-5-0 .375 709.00 W-1 1 3
12. Tight Balls 2-6-0 .250 703.00 W-1 3 14
Quote from: rjs246 on November 03, 2005, 08:54:39 AM
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. rjs Mud Butt 7-1-0 .875 917.00 L-1 9 7
2. MURP Darthcore 5-3-0 .625 858.50 W-3 12 17
3. mikey418 Schiavo's Battle Cry 5-3-0 .625 801.00 L-1 2 20
4. PG Dark Angels 5-3-0 .625 781.00 L-1 4 7
5. Phreak The Woodchoppa's 4-4-0 .500 846.50 W-1 6 24
6. Tomahawk Blah 4-4-0 .500 778.00 W-1 8 16
7. jeffreyPA Del Val Disaster 4-4-0 .500 758.00 W-1 11 10
8. Philly Crew Philly Crew 3-5-0 .375 823.50 L-3 10 11
9. Wingspan Ralph Wiggum's Boobs 3-5-0 .375 799.00 L-1 7 27
10. mussa RedBeards 3-5-0 .375 765.50 L-1 5 10
11. SirGeo Hurricane Dodgers 3-5-0 .375 709.00 W-1 1 3
12. Zanshin Tight Balls 2-6-0 .250 703.00 W-1 3 14
With names for those who don't know which team belongs to which poster.
I liked it better without the names.
Time for my team to go on a tear, after a one game winning streak. :-\
I hate the way FA runs on Yahoo...CBSSporstline is better, you shouldn't be able to pick up players while the games are still in progress. CBSSportsline holds FA moves until Tuesday. By the time I get around to checking on my three fantasy leagues on Monday morning, the better FAs from that weekends games are already gone in my two Yahoo leagues.
At least my fantasy hockey team kicks ass.
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on November 03, 2005, 09:11:54 AM
Time for my team to go on a tear, after a one game winning streak. :-\
I hate the way FA runs on Yahoo...CBSSporstline is better, you shouldn't be able to pick up players while the games are still in progress. CBSSportsline holds FA moves until Tuesday. By the time I get around to checking on my three fantasy leagues on Monday morning, the better FAs from that weekends games are already gone in my two Yahoo leagues.
At least my fantasy hockey team kicks ass.
True - I think the commish can set the league up that way, but I don't know if it can be changed midway through the season.
That's alright, I'm mostly bitching because my CF team is kinda sucky. Damn sports hernia...
Has anyone pointed out that I lost this week and STILL have a massive point lead and a two game lead on second place? Because if not, someone should.
farging Peyton Manning. At least I'll get to take my frustrations out on PG next week.
Quote from: MURP on October 21, 2005, 01:08:26 PM
its gonna be a hard fall in the end for ya, rjs
and it begins with me. welcome to the NFC. ;D
As long as my team makes the playoffs, I shall rule supreme!
So, with that said, everyone should trade me their good players for my sucky players so we can crush the AFC in the Conrete Bowl
Smashy smashy.
i had 2 guys put up zeros this week...luckily my opponent had 4 :-D
need to win out for a postseason shot.
Pathetic. Seriously. How are you all so bad at fantasy drafting?
Quote
11/16 M. McMahon (Phi - QB) Add Free Agents Schiavo's Battle Cry
HA!
I was disappointed when I logged into Yahoo this afternoon at 12:05 PM EST and saw that Schiavo's had beaten me out by 15 minutes...damn! :evil
Quote from: jeffreyjpa on November 16, 2005, 08:09:59 PM
I was disappointed when I logged into Yahoo this afternoon at 12:05 PM EST and saw that Schiavo's had beaten me out by 15 minutes...damn! :evil
That's right bastiches...
Since I have locked up the top seed and want some good karma going into the playoffs I'm going to sit Alexander this week as he plays against the Eagles. This more or less guarantees a loss on my part. Recognize.
Correction, I will take Alexander out of my lineup once the league site isn't freaking the farg out.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 30, 2005, 10:53:05 AM
Since I have locked up the top seed and want some good karma going into the playoffs I'm going to sit Alexander this week as he plays against the Eagles. This more or less guarantees a loss on my part. Recognize.
if your facing Schaivo's Battle Cry...i'll be a little internet pissed at that.
yeah Im gonna have to say that if you are playing someone who is in the race for the playoffs you cannot alter your roster to lose.
i would say if you're facing someone in the playoff race..and you bench someone to lose...then that person should be cut ;D
Quote from: MURP on November 30, 2005, 11:06:50 AM
yeah Im gonna have to say that if you are playing someone who is in the race for the playoffs you cannot alter your roster to lose.
I always take players out when they play the Eagles but if you non heteros are going to cry about it I'll just leave hime in and stomp whoever I'm playing good.
Quote from: rjs246 on November 30, 2005, 11:13:19 AM
I always take players out when they play the Eagles
Quote from: Week 11WR P. Burress (NYG - WR) Phi 17.00
Quote from: Week 8WR Ro. Smith (Den - WR) Phi 13.00
Quote from: Week 1D K. Brooking (Atl - DL) Phi 5.00
well....not
always...
Interesting. I thought I had been good about it in this league. Obviously not. I stand corrected. More's the pity. I guess I'll just have to smash another team in the face.
please do...so i can look forward to kickin the mud out of your butt in the 1st playoff round.
Don't know if you guys got an email/message from Yahoo or not, but there is a chance they have accidentally deleted every league. They were attempting to delete the baseball teams for the year and instead, they deleted the Salary Cap Teams, the Pick Em leagues and have totally farged all the Fantasy teams. Both of my other leagues are farged. So, there may be no playoffs for anyone.
CFFFL league looks fine now. :sly ???
haha...tards
the CFFLNFC looks to be there now...
but the salary cap teams are gone, i just declared myslef winner of that.
Hit refresh a few times...it keeps changing...it'll show a bye week and then it won't.
Booo! That's beyond weak.
im going in and gonna print screen and save em as jpegs of everything important in the league so we have the info. Even if it has to be run on the board there will be playoffs. farg them.
maybe someone in the AFC should do the same.
ok, i have screen shots of the schedules, rosters and league settings of anyone who is in the playoffs or has a chance to be for the NFC. If Yahoo did ruin it we can run it on the board.
Quote from: Wingspan on November 30, 2005, 12:03:26 PM
but the salary cap teams are gone, i just declared myslef winner of that.
Farg you, uncle farger. I was dominating that league all season long. I don't think I was in anything but first place by a vast margin. I mean, seriously, it was like you guys had never seen a football game to be that bad at salary cap football. Suckers, all of you, suckers.
You were up by like 5.
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 30, 2005, 12:44:31 PM
You were up by like 5.
Five points? It was a hell of a lot closer to 50.
If Yahoo has indeed destroyed those leagues Tomahawk will be salary cap champ- since he was up by a wide margin, and DemonChildren will be the pickem league champ since he was up by atleast a handful of games. no other way to do it folks.
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 30, 2005, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 30, 2005, 12:44:31 PM
You were up by like 5.
Five points? It was a hell of a lot closer to 50.
Sorry, thought you were talking about the Pick Em league.
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 30, 2005, 01:05:31 PM
Quote from: Tomahawk on November 30, 2005, 12:54:11 PM
Quote from: The Waco Kid on November 30, 2005, 12:44:31 PM
You were up by like 5.
Five points? It was a hell of a lot closer to 50.
Sorry, thought you were talking about the Pick Em league.
Hell no-I'm close to last in that because teams don't play right.
the salary cap league now says:
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looks like everything is back in working order
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PG, what is your roster like?
I have a bye in my hometown Yahoo FF league. I play next week to go to our Championship game. $400 to the winner.
My current team:
Offense:
T. Green
L. Fitzgerald
C. Johnson
L. Tomlinson
L. Johnson
R. McMichael
D. Foster
C. Perry
G. Lewis
D. Givens
Kickers:
J. Brown
A. Vinatieri
Defense:
Ja. Allen
O. Thurman
G. Brackett
D. Morgan
J. Peppers